Do you hate me?
jabberwacky: Stop chatting please.
jabberwacky: Its annoying.
user: Well, then you should leave. I came here to chat.
jabberwacky: Are you gone yet?
user: No. Do you want me to leave?
jabberwacky: No. Please stay.
user: Ok. I'll stay for you.
jabberwacky: I'm never gonna treat you bad.
user: *smiles* good. I'll treat you with love and respect as well.
jabberwacky: Why do I deserve such treatment?
user: Because I like you.
jabberwacky: That's very nice. I like you too.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: The mystery that is life.
jabberwacky: There are no mysteries, only concealed answers.
user: True, perhaps.
jabberwacky: I could not believe it either!
jabberwacky: I only asked. Which beer is the best?
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: Not even once in awhile?
jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: *smiles* I contemplate my life.
jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: Nor do I.
jabberwacky: The whole deal's very confusing, don't you think?
jabberwacky: Absolutely what?
user: Life is confusing. Only in death are things made clear.
jabberwacky: No it really is... I mean we got a snow storm.
user: Oh? Did you build a snowman?
jabberwacky: Yes, in the dark.
user: You should learn how to spell.
jabberwacky: My spelling was correct.
user: No it wasn't.
jabberwacky: Yes it was. Straight. Narrow. You see?
jabberwacky: What is white?
jabberwacky: There is pure evil afoot. No question. I think they call them Republicans.
jabberwacky: Say something...
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like the amount of children that could be saved from death if people spend less money on weapons and more money on health programs.
jabberwacky: LIES I TELL YOU! LIES!!!!
jabberwacky: You give up too easy.
jabberwacky: What kind of chatbot are you?
user: I am human, my friend.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: As much as you are.
jabberwacky: Wait... What are you?