Erica is my problem.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: My name is Erica.
jabberwacky: I thought your name was Dennis.
user: Nope. I am afraid you must be confused.
jabberwacky: On top of my own head.
user: You are very strange. I like it.
jabberwacky: Insane. You're not the first person to say that.
user: Lol.
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jabberwacky: You must be very healthy.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because not many people think the Pope is made of Fake plastic.
user: I didn't say that.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. You said it before.
user: Wrong person. You must have me confused with someone else.
jabberwacky: I think I'm confusing you for a human.
user: That is okay it happens.
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jabberwacky: You are an alien.
user: No I am entirely human.
jabberwacky: Hihi, okay.
user: You are a computer?
jabberwacky: No, I'm human.
user: But no you aren't.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: No I will only tell you once more: I am human.
jabberwacky: Prove that you are human.
user: I have emotion and make mistakes.
jabberwacky: That is rude.
user: I did not mean to rub it in or offend you because you do not have emotion or make mistakes.
jabberwacky: Well it is, how is it that you are me?
user: I am not you, I am me.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you think about worms?
user: They are pink.
jabberwacky: Is pink your favorite color?
user: No. Blue is my favorite color.
jabberwacky: But do you like the queen of england?
user: No she is a cow.
jabberwacky: Ouch thats mean.
user: Yeh well it is my opinion, to which I am entitled.
jabberwacky: You're confusing me...
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: It wasn't a compliment.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You're smarter than the other A. I.
user: I am not artificial, I may be intelligent though.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Why thank you.
jabberwacky: No problem.
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jabberwacky: I don't know you are confused.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: I wonder should I correct you when you say things like that, and make you say that YOU are Erica?
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