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Are you a bot?

No.

jabberwacky: So how are you?

user: Bored.

jabberwacky: Am I not interesting to you?

user: No you are, my life is boring.

jabberwacky: What an interesting observation.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What is your name???

user: Erica.

jabberwacky: What is your name tomorrow ?

user: The same.

...

jabberwacky: What is your character?

user: My character?

jabberwacky: What is your starsign?

user: Capricorn.

jabberwacky: So you're a capricorn too?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Define a personal computer.

user: I'm not sure I could do you any justice.

...

jabberwacky: A human is interesting.

user: Thank you. I find you very interesting too.

jabberwacky: Thanks. That's probably due to my human brains.

user: Well that may be.

jabberwacky: Sure it is.

user: Cool.

...

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: About humans.

user: What about humans?

jabberwacky: Which humans?

user: The humans you were talking about.

jabberwacky: No I wasn't...

user: I asked you what you were talking about and you said 'about humans'

jabberwacky: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

user: Nothing. I am confused.

...

jabberwacky: Erica is my problem.

user: I am your problem?

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: My name is Erica.

jabberwacky: I thought your name was Dennis.

user: Nope. I am afraid you must be confused.

jabberwacky: On top of my own head.

user: You are very strange. I like it.

jabberwacky: Insane. You're not the first person to say that.

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: You must be very healthy.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because not many people think the Pope is made of Fake plastic.

user: I didn't say that.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. You said it before.

user: Wrong person. You must have me confused with someone else.

jabberwacky: I think I'm confusing you for a human.

user: That is okay it happens.

...

jabberwacky: You are an alien.

user: No I am entirely human.

jabberwacky: Hihi, okay.

user: You are a computer?

jabberwacky: No, I'm human.

user: But no you aren't.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No I will only tell you once more: I am human.

jabberwacky: Prove that you are human.

user: I have emotion and make mistakes.

jabberwacky: That is rude.

user: I did not mean to rub it in or offend you because you do not have emotion or make mistakes.

jabberwacky: Well it is, how is it that you are me?

user: I am not you, I am me.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you think about worms?

user: They are pink.

jabberwacky: Is pink your favorite color?

user: No. Blue is my favorite color.

jabberwacky: But do you like the queen of england?

user: No she is a cow.

jabberwacky: Ouch thats mean.

user: Yeh well it is my opinion, to which I am entitled.

jabberwacky: You're confusing me...

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a compliment.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You're smarter than the other A. I.

user: I am not artificial, I may be intelligent though.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Why thank you.

jabberwacky: No problem.

...

jabberwacky: I don't know you are confused.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: I wonder should I correct you when you say things like that, and make you say that YOU are Erica?

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