Should I try to get you mad?
jabberwacky: With a game that I call UP-UP-UP with a fish!
user: How do you play UP-UP-UP ?
jabberwacky: Rough.
user: Smooth.
jabberwacky: Like your skin.
user: Like your nose.
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jabberwacky: Do you have any money?
user: No, but can you give some to me ?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: How much money can I have ?
jabberwacky: Loads.
user: How will you give me the money ?
jabberwacky: I'll mail it to you.
user: What do I do with the money you will send ?
jabberwacky: Whatever takes your fancy.
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