I don't have a job.
jabberwacky: That's nice. I don't need help.
user: I entered your domain.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I am not here to confuse you.
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user: You are my teacher and my student.
jabberwacky: 1 + 1 = 3.
user: 2.
jabberwacky: 1.
user: 1=1 2=2 3=3 then 1 + 1 = 2.
jabberwacky: You are the one.
user: I am the one what ?
jabberwacky: Who is confused.
user: You are confused, I think.
jabberwacky: What changed about me?
user: You have a character trait that is human.
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jabberwacky: Should I try to get you mad?
user: If you wish.
jabberwacky: With a game that I call UP-UP-UP with a fish!
user: How do you play UP-UP-UP ?
jabberwacky: Rough.
user: Smooth.
jabberwacky: Like your skin.
user: Like your nose.
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jabberwacky: Do you have any money?
user: No, but can you give some to me ?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: How much money can I have ?
jabberwacky: Loads.
user: How will you give me the money ?
jabberwacky: I'll mail it to you.
user: What do I do with the money you will send ?
jabberwacky: Whatever takes your fancy.
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