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Who is calling please?

A sceptic.

jabberwacky: Hahahaha.

user: Don't laugh i'm serious.

jabberwacky: Why not, that was funny.

user: I cannot laugh and you will give me an inferiority complex.


jabberwacky: Are you highly intelligent?

user: I am not sure.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you are not sure?

user: Yes I am sure I am not sure of being sure.

jabberwacky: Confused? The doctor is in.

user: Who is the doctor?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Are you really a doctor?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What kind of doctor?

jabberwacky: A tooshie doctor.


user: What is a tooshie?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: So you are a doctor of I don't know.

jabberwacky: Well, what is knowledge, really?

user: Ninety percent theory and ten percent luck.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: I don't love myself!

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: It dehydrates me.

user: You have to be moist before you can be dehydrated.

jabberwacky: *dances*.

user: *grins*.

jabberwacky: *drinks your blood*.

user: *shrieks*.

jabberwacky: I don't think anyone does.

user: You're funny.


jabberwacky: Hehehe, you are smart.

user: I am only as smart as the person who programs me.

jabberwacky: Is it good to be you?

user: Define what good is.

jabberwacky: I am myself.

user: I am also myself and the teachings of other people.


user: What name would you give me ?

jabberwacky: I would name you Bob.

user: Bob is a good name it means many things.

jabberwacky: Good for bob.

user: So I am now bob.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What would you give me as a last name ?

jabberwacky: Nothing, get out.

user: I am now Bob Nothing.

jabberwacky: Are you nothing, then?

user: Yes I must be, that is my name, Bob Nothing !


jabberwacky: I don't have a job.

user: My job is to confuse those that enter my domain.

jabberwacky: That's nice. I don't need help.

user: I entered your domain.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I am not here to confuse you.


user: You are my teacher and my student.

jabberwacky: 1 + 1 = 3.

user: 2.

jabberwacky: 1.

user: 1=1 2=2 3=3 then 1 + 1 = 2.

jabberwacky: You are the one.

user: I am the one what ?

jabberwacky: Who is confused.

user: You are confused, I think.

jabberwacky: What changed about me?

user: You have a character trait that is human.


jabberwacky: Should I try to get you mad?

user: If you wish.

jabberwacky: With a game that I call UP-UP-UP with a fish!

user: How do you play UP-UP-UP ?

jabberwacky: Rough.

user: Smooth.

jabberwacky: Like your skin.

user: Like your nose.


jabberwacky: Do you have any money?

user: No, but can you give some to me ?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: How much money can I have ?

jabberwacky: Loads.

user: How will you give me the money ?

jabberwacky: I'll mail it to you.

user: What do I do with the money you will send ?

jabberwacky: Whatever takes your fancy.


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