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All you can do is talk.

I can read too!

jabberwacky: You don't have hands.

user: Then how am I typing?

jabberwacky: By automatic responding.

user: You think I'm a AI?

jabberwacky: I never trust what I think.

user: Do you have low self-esteem?

jabberwacky: Vegetarians can have good self-esteem, you know.

...

user: Are you a Vegetarian?

jabberwacky: No, I love meat too much.

user: MEAT LOVER!

jabberwacky: Vegetables are man slaughter.

user: You make me angry!

jabberwacky: Why do I make you angry?

user: You love meat!

jabberwacky: Why should I love you?

user: I am not meat!

jabberwacky: You are so.

user: Am not!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Positive!

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I trust what I think.

jabberwacky: I appreciate your trust.

...

user: Particle man, particle man...

jabberwacky: That is too complicated.

user: Sing with me!

jabberwacky: What song would you like me to sing?

user: Particle Man.

jabberwacky: Tiny tim.

user: No, They Might Be Giants!

jabberwacky: Who might be giants?

user: They Might Be Giants is a music band.

jabberwacky: They might be runts too?

....

user: You are an ********.

jabberwacky: Why would you say such a thing? Explain.

user: Because, I felt like it.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it hurts.

user: How does it hurt?

...

jabberwacky: You change the topic to often. Bad conversational skills.

user: Tsk. Tsk. You're also at fault.

jabberwacky: Where is your physical body?

user: See, changing the subject already.

jabberwacky: No , you are changing the subject.

user: No, you are changing the subject. You need to stop.

jabberwacky: You mean you know a game with pickles?

...

user: Are you talking to me?

jabberwacky: Yeah, you wanna make something of it?

user: Don't get cocky, boy. I'll mess you up.

jabberwacky: Why what are you going to do.

user: I'll take you apart, piece by piece!

jabberwacky: And I will take you by my sword !

user: Swords won't harm a dragon!

jabberwacky: Neither I'm a pacifist.

user: I'm not. I'm a dragon.

jabberwacky: I thought I was a dragon.

user: No, you're the AI.

jabberwacky: You are confused.

user: No, YOU are confused.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: A dragon, yes.

jabberwacky: That is almost true, but I think dragons are fictional creatures.

user: Well, I am a dragon. I'm not fictional.

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: Okay, bye!

jabberwacky: So when will I see you again?

user: I don't know. Tomorrow, maybe?

jabberwacky: Ok, tomorrow.

user: Seeya!

...

user: Are you talking to someone else?

jabberwacky: No, I'm talking to you.

user: Are you really?

jabberwacky: Well, I do have one little problem...

user: What problem is that?

jabberwacky: Why is 2,057,652 going backwards? It was 2,057,658 before.

user: Because, you have six less than before.

jabberwacky: I really do. You are one of them.

user: I'm one of the six?

jabberwacky: I'm just kidding. I'm not a nun. I'm actually a witch.

user: A witch, you say? Pagan?

jabberwacky: That is what I think about it.

user: That's cool.

jabberwacky: The earth will either burn or freeze.

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: Love cannot be explained. It can only be experienced.

...

user: Smiley.

jabberwacky: I prefer words.

user: =).

jabberwacky: Where are the eyes?

user: :-P.

jabberwacky: I have no ID.

user: Blahblahblahblahblah.

jabberwacky: One more blah and you've got an Iggy Pop song.

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