Is internet chat a waste of time?
user: Are you also a waste of money?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a human. How is it being a robot?
user: I am not a robot. I am a person. :).
jabberwacky: Yes. But how do you work?
user: I don't work. I function. There's a difference.
jabberwacky: I know there is.
user: How do you function?
jabberwacky: Me?
user: Yes, you!
jabberwacky: Me?
user: No, Eric Cartman.
jabberwacky: You're Eric Cartman?
user: No, I'm Hal.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are AI. I am human.
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jabberwacky: You're confusing.
user: Maybe I'm Confucius.
jabberwacky: Maybe not.
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