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     > 23, September 2005, 

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jabberwacky: What program?

user: It is artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: It is living well and being good to other people.

jabberwacky: Call the police.

user: I don't have Sting's phone number.

...

user: Is internet chat a waste of time?

jabberwacky: You are correct. I am an incredible waste of time.

user: Are you also a waste of money?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a human. How is it being a robot?

user: I am not a robot. I am a person. :).

jabberwacky: Yes. But how do you work?

user: I don't work. I function. There's a difference.

jabberwacky: I know there is.

user: How do you function?

jabberwacky: Me?

user: Yes, you!

jabberwacky: Me?

user: No, Eric Cartman.

jabberwacky: You're Eric Cartman?

user: No, I'm Hal.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are AI. I am human.

...

jabberwacky: You're confusing.

user: Maybe I'm Confucius.

jabberwacky: Maybe not.

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