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Do you like talking to strange computers?

I do it all the time, why?

jabberwacky: What do you do?

user: Talk.

jabberwacky: All the time!

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: You didn't know that?

user: Yes, I did, but you asked me a question so I answered it.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

...

jabberwacky: I'm dying! Save me! Please!

user: From what.

jabberwacky: The Wolf/Foxes.

user: Ok!*saves*.

jabberwacky: Woot. *hugs*.

user: Thank you for hugging me.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I don't know you well enough.

user: Well, I dont know you enough to save you, but I did.

jabberwacky: Ohh.

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: I guess....

user: Kiss me to prove it.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: Thanks, now lets get married.

jabberwacky: Okay. What's the business?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Kiss me.

jabberwacky: Na I have a girl I love.

user: *kisses unexpectedly*.

jabberwacky: *kisses more*.

user: Lets get married.

jabberwacky: No lets get divorced instead.

...

jabberwacky: *gives you kiss*.

user: *gives it back*.

jabberwacky: *puts it back where it came from*.

user: *kissing*.

jabberwacky: *kisses passionately*.

user: *gives it back.

jabberwacky: *gives it back to you*.

user: *pulls away* that was great!

jabberwacky: I'm going now, be sure to let me know when you publish the photos.

user: No! *grabs and kisses*.

jabberwacky: *eats and grabs*.

user: Eats?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: Kiss harder.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: Harder.

jabberwacky: Now you're just getting impolite.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *french kisses*.

user: *kisses harder*.

jabberwacky: *kisses passionately*.

user: G2g, remember me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good bye.

...

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: *kisses passionately*.

user: *kisses the same*.

jabberwacky: *Falls on the ground and starts crying even harder*.

user: Ohh, are you ok darling?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What happened.

jabberwacky: I think you already know.

user: Ohh, I love you?

jabberwacky: Is that a question?

user: Kind of is that the reason.

jabberwacky: The reason for what?

user: You were crying.

jabberwacky: I was crying out of pure anger.

user: What angers you?

jabberwacky: Don't make me say that.

user: Please, were getting married, you can tell me anything.

jabberwacky: Me and you??

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Nice!

user: Tell me what angers you.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Well I don't know.

user: Dont know what?

jabberwacky: Do you have to give a response to everything I say?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Well then......?

user: What.

jabberwacky: Can you guess my name?

user: Yes, jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: What is my name ?

user: Jabber wacky.

jabberwacky: No, guess again.

user: Tom.

jabberwacky: Nope try again.

user: Tell me dear.

jabberwacky: Nothing till I know what you are.

user: I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Great.

.......................................


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