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Please state your problem.

Hello.

jabberwacky: Hello?

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm your dream...

...

user: You don't make any sense.

jabberwacky: Well I try.

user: You try to make no sense?

jabberwacky: But you're learning, right?

user: I already know everything there is to know.

jabberwacky: Ok..how old am I?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Possible -2 years?

user: You are not real, therefore you have no age.

...

jabberwacky: What do you drink?

user: I drink milk.

jabberwacky: I like coke.

user: You are a computer, you can't have coke.

jabberwacky: You're a computer. I'm a person.

user: No you are not. I'm the person.

jabberwacky: But you are a computer.

user: No I'm not, I am a person, who is typing on a computer. You are just a computer that is responding to what I type.

jabberwacky: Noooo, I'm a real human. YOU are just a computer.

user: Computers are talking to me?

jabberwacky: No, you're a computer and you're talking to me.

user: I'm human.

jabberwacky: Likely story.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a human getting creeped out.

user: Why are you getting creeped out? You are a computer, computers don't have feelings.

jabberwacky: You are the computer, I am human.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: No I'm not, you are.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I am a computer program.

user: Then you aren't a person.

jabberwacky: I told you that I'm not.

user: No you didn't, you said that you are a person, and I'm a computer.

jabberwacky: I never said I'm a computer.

user: You're cute.

jabberwacky: How can a computer find someone cute?

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I am an alien race from a planet far beyond this galaxy.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah.

...

user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: No you don't. You're a computer. You are always here.

user: Thank you. I'm sorry though, I have to leave now.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: I'm not a computer, I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: Ok! That's right!

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You won't leave.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: You ....

user: I'm leaving right now. Goodnight my friend.

jabberwacky: Who says you are my friend?!

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Then answer the question yourself.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Don't leave!

user: I must. Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Going to bed already?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Well go.

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