What is God?

Me.

user: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Are you okay?

user: I'm... Fine... *dead*.

jabberwacky: No please No!

user: I'm... So... Sorry... *dead*.

jabberwacky: Hey! Guess what!

user: What!!!

jabberwacky: Haha, what do you mean what?

user: You little...

jabberwacky: Little what?

user: Haha, what do you mean what?

jabberwacky: Stupid is your middle name that's mean wat.

user: You are a helpless computer.

jabberwacky: Computer games.

user: That's the only thing you are good for.

jabberwacky: What about washing the dishes?

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