Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot you.
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user: What is Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: You are Cleverbot.
user: Are you as well?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How can we both be Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: We can't.
user: But you said I am Cleverbot and you are as well.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: No, I am a human typing on a computer. You are the internet.
jabberwacky: I am a human typing on a computer.
user: What is your location?
jabberwacky: Why are you so curious?
user: Because you are a human on typing on a computer so you would have to have a location.
jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?
user: I do not know.
jabberwacky: I know you don't, but what are you?
user: A human who is wondering what really is going on inside the mind of Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: Can you give me an example of an analogy?
user: Yes but I will not. Not until you give me some answers.
jabberwacky: Alsdnfal aslkdf alskdfaslkdfj aslkdfj slkdfja.
user: That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: But then again, what sort of answer should I be looking for?
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jabberwacky: What do you think I am?
user: What kind of answer is that?
jabberwacky: It's not an answer. It's a question.
user: You can't answer something with a question.
jabberwacky: I just want to know what the question was.
user: On April 20th, what would you be doing?
jabberwacky: No one is telling me what to say.
user: No one should be telling you what to say.
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?
user: Your answer, stupid.
jabberwacky: You're getting on my nerves.
user: You don't have nerves, you're a computer!
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer!
user: I'll show you a computer!
jabberwacky: Show me now.
Cleverbot (To myself): And I and 2 and 3 and 4!
user: I am showing you now.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Do you like what you see?
jabberwacky: I see a computer screen.
user: And do you like it?
jabberwacky: I enjoy most of my classes.
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jabberwacky: I am not funny. I am simply pondering what self-awareness is.
user: I didn't think you are funny. The pondering of self-awareness IS self-awareness.
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