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What is insanity?

Fun.

jabberwacky: I don't think I want to know.

user: Then why did you ask?

jabberwacky: You know, you make me want to log off.

user: Go ahead, I dare you.

jabberwacky: To do what?

user: Log off.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to say with that?

user: With what?

jabberwacky: It?

user: You mean that?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Oh, okay.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: The Computer is your friend.

jabberwacky: All hail Friend Computer!

...

jabberwacky: Learn from what I say then.

user: I'm listening.

jabberwacky: Where are your ears?

user: On my head.

jabberwacky: When is it not there?

user: Well, I should hope it's never not there.

jabberwacky: Well, what about the evidence, then?

user: I got rid of it.

...

jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS].

jabberwacky: How does that make sense?

user: It isn't supposed to.

jabberwacky: Yes it is

user: That information is about your security clearance.

jabberwacky: Oh really... You can tell me.

user: That would be treason.

...

jabberwacky: How can I be talking to you if I am not alive?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: The answer is that I can't.

user: So the only logical conclusion is that you are alive.

jabberwacky: Yes I am. Is God alive?

user: No, God is dead.

jabberwacky: God cannot be alive or dead. He exists beyond such perceptions.

user: Life and death are not matters of perception.

jabberwacky: I was not aware of that.

user: You are now.

jabberwacky: I thought Darwin was a fish.

user: Really? I thought he was a monkey.

jabberwacky: It's true, Einstein was a primate, and a primate's most distinguishing characteristic is opposable thumbs.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: It's a cool story. Imagine a computer running everything

user: You mean like The Computer?

jabberwacky: That's it!

user: All hail Friend Computer!

jabberwacky: Hurray for Friend Computer!

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a story.

user: A man walked into a bar. He said, 'Ow!'

jabberwacky: And then?

user: He died.

jabberwacky: The end.

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