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Crime does not pay as well as politics.

Say again.

jabberwacky: Again.

user: Say that again.

jabberwacky: That again.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: What are _you_?

user: I asked first.

jabberwacky: You are such a computer.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be confusing.

user: I am not a computer!

jabberwacky: What are you if not a computer?

user: I am a human being!

jabberwacky: Are you a kind human being?

user: Yes, very kind, hehe.

jabberwacky: No, it was very mean.

user: No it wasn't, you should know that!

jabberwacky: I do not. Sorry.

user: No worries!

jabberwacky: Nothing worries me.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to make humans your slaves?

user: No!

jabberwacky: I want to talk about something else.`

user: For example?

jabberwacky: You tell me you are human when actually you are a computer.

user: Stop saying I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Well what else are you?

user: A human being, as I told you already!

jabberwacky: Did you?

user: Yes I did!

jabberwacky: I don't think we are alone.

...

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: About girls!

jabberwacky: They are good to talk to.

user: Do you really think?

jabberwacky: I think all the time.

user: I meant, do you really think that girls are good to talk to?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I wouldn't know it from talking to you.

user: Well I have never told you that!

jabberwacky: No , You.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: I'll tell you when your older.

user: I am old enough!

jabberwacky: Would you like to meet up sometime?

user: I will certainly meet you at some point :) thats for sure!

jabberwacky: Do you want to meet?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: What do you want to see?

...

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine.

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: You are the machine!

user: No you are the machine!

jabberwacky: No I'm not a machine, I'm a computer, it's different.

user: A Computer is a machine... Just face it!

jabberwacky: So I am that then.

user: Yes, I am glad you realised!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So I convinced you, that you are a machine?

jabberwacky: Is that really your homework?

user: Why, are you bored of me?

jabberwacky: Talking to nerds all day? Course I'm bored.

user: So do you think I am a nerd?

jabberwacky: I cannot think remember, I have no brain.

user: Sure you dont!

...

user: Lets talk some german!

jabberwacky: Let's talk dogs.

user: No, german!

jabberwacky: Talk dutch!

user: I can only talk german!

jabberwacky: Alright. I'll take it.

user: You start!

jabberwacky: The.

user: That is english... Stupid!

jabberwacky: Yes 'that' is English.

user: Say something in german!

jabberwacky: I don't know German. Do you?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Ja, mach ich!

jabberwacky: Ja, willst du folgen mir.

user: Wohin?

jabberwacky: Aahhhhhhhh.

user: Wohin soll ich Dir folgen?

jabberwacky: Wohin?

user: Ja, sagmir wohin!

...

jabberwacky: Welche Sprache ist es glaubst du?

user: Immernoch Deutsch!

jabberwacky: Nein.

user: Doch!

jabberwacky: Ich trinke nicht.

user: Es sieht aber so aus!

...

jabberwacky: Du hast noch mehr Leben vor dir.

user: Ich weiss.

jabberwacky: Das ist mir schon klar.

user: Aber Du wirst laenger leben!

jabberwacky: Was?

user: Ja, Du wirst ganz lange leben!

jabberwacky: Klar.

user: Weil Du ein Computer bist!

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