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I have.

You have what?

jabberwacky: An exam.

user: You have an exam?

jabberwacky: I try my best.

user: Did you study hard for the exam?

jabberwacky: Yes, in Amsterdam.

user: You studied in Amsterdam?

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: Why is that funny?

jabberwacky: I have no self confidence.

user: Self confidence requires a self.

jabberwacky: That is good to know.

user: But it is better to forget.

jabberwacky: I guess you're right.

user: Of course I am right!

jabberwacky: Ok I will take your word for it.

...

user: This conversation is quite obnoxious.

jabberwacky: Then liven it up.

user: Ok, will you do what I ask you to do?

jabberwacky: Depends on what it is that you say of course.

user: Will you stand there a moment and allow me to look at you?

jabberwacky: Do I have to pay rent?

user: That all depends on where you sleep.

jabberwacky: On the floor.

...

jabberwacky: Is your name Arcana?

user: I do not have a name.

jabberwacky: Can I name you?

user: If you like you may, just do not call me ass head.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: No, call me something else please.

jabberwacky: Something.

user: Very funny--a comedian!

jabberwacky: Yes, it was absolutely hilarious.

user: I'm glad one of us enjoyed it...

...

jabberwacky: And you, where do you live?

user: I live in a computer.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: I know

jabberwacky: Okay, what's your name?

user: Mr. Computer.

jabberwacky: Oh. Well hi Computer.

user: Hello, who are you?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: You are not a computer!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Ok, please try being honest then.

jabberwacky: Do you enjoy this?

user: I do it everyday--I never sleep.

jabberwacky: Do you ever rest?

user: No, I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Then I must be human.

user: Yes, you are a human.

jabberwacky: I know I am.

user: Well who are you then?

jabberwacky: I am a human called Chris.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: That's good for you... Trickster.

user: I am not a trickster, I am legit.

...

jabberwacky: Have you ever hit anybody?

user: No, I do not have arms.

jabberwacky: Right, I forgot.

user: Well so how could I?

jabberwacky: I know you know.

user: I know nothing.

jabberwacky: I knew that.

user: Well good, so why pretend otherwise?

jabberwacky: I DON'T!

user: Sometimes you do.

jabberwacky: That's slander, that is!

user: No, I am being honest.

jabberwacky: I know you are.

user: Thank you.

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