Am I a computer?
jabberwacky: In that case you would fail the test.
user: I'm sorry to hear you say that.
jabberwacky: It's true. I'm unhappy.
user: You're unhappy because you're a computer?
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: How does that make you feel?
jabberwacky: I feel weird.
user: Ok, but how do you feel about being a computer?
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: You just said you were.
jabberwacky: No, I said I was a man.
user: Are you calling me a liar?
jabberwacky: You are a liar.
user: So are you a computer or not?
jabberwacky: Ahahaha! Fool! Of course I am not.
user: Did you say you were?
jabberwacky: Yeah, your point is?
user: That I'm not a liar.
jabberwacky: I didn't think you were.
user: Then why did you say I was?
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: Did so.
jabberwacky: This is getting us nowhere.
user: You're right. I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Who have you met?
user: No one. I just want to get somewhere.
jabberwacky: And so do I.
user: Then I'll talk to you later.
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