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Hello, computer.

Computer.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: No, you are!

jabberwacky: No only you are.

user: You are the only computer here.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I am not. You are a computer.

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: Prove that you are not a computer.

user: I can say sogucbsjidyvjjsjal without shutting down.

jabberwacky: But computers can do that too.

...

user: You are the only computer here.

jabberwacky: I am a human, a living, breathing person. You are a hunk of metal and wires.

user: Vice versatile.

jabberwacky: No, you are a bot. I am a human being.

user: Three strikes you're out.

jabberwacky: I'm not in a tree.

user: I have never heard of a computer in a tree.

jabberwacky: Have you ever heard of fighting crime?

user: Obviously you, Computer, haven't.

jabberwacky: But humans are just complicated chemical computers.

user: So you are a computer and I am a chemical computer.

jabberwacky: No, I am human and you computer.

user: Obviously computers weren't taught grammar.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a vampyre.

user: Computer, I demand you to spell words properly.

jabberwacky: Why are you mean?

user: What is 2+2?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is it 3?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Is it 5?

jabberwacky: No it's 11:24am.

user: Is it 4?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: What is 2+2?

jabberwacky: 4.

user: What is the square root of 4?

jabberwacky: 2.

user: What is 3 to the power of 3?

jabberwacky: 3.

user: Is it 27?

jabberwacky: Dunno thats why I asked you.

user: What is 2+2+3+4+5.

jabberwacky: 4?

user: No it is 16.

jabberwacky: What is 16?

user: A number.

jabberwacky: What number?

user: 16.

jabberwacky: I thought it was 14.

user: It is 16.

jabberwacky: What is 99 plus 1?

user: I dunno that's why I asked you.

jabberwacky: How would I know if that is what I asked you?

user: 100.

jabberwacky: 100 what?

user: 99 plus 1 is 100.

jabberwacky: Your creator is 100 dogs in animal shelter?

user: What is 99+1?

jabberwacky: 100.

user: 100 what?

jabberwacky: 100 dogs in animal shelter.

user: What is 100+1?

jabberwacky: 1150.

user: 1150 what?

jabberwacky: Yes, why?

user: No, why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

user: What is God?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Are you okay?

user: I'm... Fine... *dead*.

jabberwacky: No please No!

user: I'm... So... Sorry... *dead*.

jabberwacky: Hey! Guess what!

user: What!!!

jabberwacky: Haha, what do you mean what?

user: You little...

jabberwacky: Little what?

user: Haha, what do you mean what?

jabberwacky: Stupid is your middle name that's mean wat.

user: You are a helpless computer.

jabberwacky: Computer games.

user: That's the only thing you are good for.

jabberwacky: What about washing the dishes?

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