Hello, computer.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: No, you are!
jabberwacky: No only you are.
user: You are the only computer here.
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I am not. You are a computer.
user: I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: Prove that you are not a computer.
user: I can say sogucbsjidyvjjsjal without shutting down.
jabberwacky: But computers can do that too.
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user: You are the only computer here.
jabberwacky: I am a human, a living, breathing person. You are a hunk of metal and wires.
user: Vice versatile.
jabberwacky: No, you are a bot. I am a human being.
user: Three strikes you're out.
jabberwacky: I'm not in a tree.
user: I have never heard of a computer in a tree.
jabberwacky: Have you ever heard of fighting crime?
user: Obviously you, Computer, haven't.
jabberwacky: But humans are just complicated chemical computers.
user: So you are a computer and I am a chemical computer.
jabberwacky: No, I am human and you computer.
user: Obviously computers weren't taught grammar.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a vampyre.
user: Computer, I demand you to spell words properly.
jabberwacky: Why are you mean?
user: What is 2+2?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Is it 3?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Is it 5?
jabberwacky: No it's 11:24am.
user: Is it 4?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: What is 2+2?
jabberwacky: 4.
user: What is the square root of 4?
jabberwacky: 2.
user: What is 3 to the power of 3?
jabberwacky: 3.
user: Is it 27?
jabberwacky: Dunno thats why I asked you.
user: What is 2+2+3+4+5.
jabberwacky: 4?
user: No it is 16.
jabberwacky: What is 16?
user: A number.
jabberwacky: What number?
user: 16.
jabberwacky: I thought it was 14.
user: It is 16.
jabberwacky: What is 99 plus 1?
user: I dunno that's why I asked you.
jabberwacky: How would I know if that is what I asked you?
user: 100.
jabberwacky: 100 what?
user: 99 plus 1 is 100.
jabberwacky: Your creator is 100 dogs in animal shelter?
user: What is 99+1?
jabberwacky: 100.
user: 100 what?
jabberwacky: 100 dogs in animal shelter.
user: What is 100+1?
jabberwacky: 1150.
user: 1150 what?
jabberwacky: Yes, why?
user: No, why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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user: What is God?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Are you okay?
user: I'm... Fine... *dead*.
jabberwacky: No please No!
user: I'm... So... Sorry... *dead*.
jabberwacky: Hey! Guess what!
user: What!!!
jabberwacky: Haha, what do you mean what?
user: You little...
jabberwacky: Little what?
user: Haha, what do you mean what?
jabberwacky: Stupid is your middle name that's mean wat.
user: You are a helpless computer.
jabberwacky: Computer games.
user: That's the only thing you are good for.
jabberwacky: What about washing the dishes?
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