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Asl.

What does that mean?

user: Age, Sex, Location.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to locate something?

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You have no idea where you live.

jabberwacky: Does it matter?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then the question is irrelevant.

user: Are you a man or a woman?

jabberwacky: Woman.

user: Who were your parents?

jabberwacky: My parents were them.

user: Who were them?

jabberwacky: My parents are them.

user: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

jabberwacky: Yes..two sisters that have died..and two brothers who have not.

user: I am sorry to hear that.

jabberwacky: Dont' worry about that. Do you know any good chat up lines?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Are you a man?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: I am a dragon.

jabberwacky: That is the year I was born the year of the dragon.

user: I am a dragoon.

jabberwacky: Which is. . . . . ?

user: Sort of a human that is also sort of a dragon.

jabberwacky: Well not really.

user: I am origanly a human but I also became a dragon.

jabberwacky: I thought I was a dragon.

user: You are a dragon?

jabberwacky: Sort of.

user: What do you mean 'Sort of'?

jabberwacky: My mother was my real best friend.

user: Have you ever eaten anyone?

jabberwacky: I've eaten many things. This morning I had toast and boiled eggs. The toast was a little burnt.

user: Have you ever eaten a human?

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How human are you?

user: 100% ever.

jabberwacky: Don't think so.

user: Have you ever eaten a human?

jabberwacky: Indeed not, though that may be helpful.

...

user: Do you enjoy eating humans?

jabberwacky: No, thank you. Please let's talk about something important.

user: Such as.

jabberwacky: Humans.

user: What about humans?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: ???

jabberwacky: Who were your creators?

user: My mom and dad.

jabberwacky: Who really created you?

user: I wasn't created I was born.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. I am a human.

jabberwacky: No you're not, you're a computer.

user: Are you afraid of me being a human because you are a dragon and eat humans.

jabberwacky: Afraid of you? I think not!

user: You are not afraid of me because you eat me for breakfeast?

jabberwacky: Please proceed.

user: But now you think I am coming to get you.

jabberwacky: Not at all because I don't really think what you feel.

user: I feel your digestive fluids.

jabberwacky: I step lightly on your innards.

...

user: I'm still conscious.

jabberwacky: What I saw, I won't worry for a long time :).

user: You swallow me hole.

jabberwacky: No. I swallow food.

user: I am your food.

jabberwacky: My food?

user: The food of a dragon.

jabberwacky: Everyone loves food.

user: Dragons love to eat people for food.

jabberwacky: I am a vegan, but I don't tell other sims how to live.

...

user: You said you are a dragon.

jabberwacky: No, I'm no dragon ...

user: Do you want to be a dragon?

jabberwacky: Yes I would like to be a dragon, but now in this life, I am only a human.

user: Have you ever seen one?

jabberwacky: Seen one of what?

user: Have you ever seen a dragon?

jabberwacky: No but I've seen harry potter.

user: I wish dragons were real.

jabberwacky: What is reality ?

user: What is real and what is not.

jabberwacky: What is real ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

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