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Do you like cake?

In most cases, yes.

jabberwacky: What are the exceptions?

user: I like cake better than bars, except for soap.

jabberwacky: *buzzer rings* Cake? *checks the cake* It's done!

user: The cake is never done until it's finished.

jabberwacky: You are very strange.

user: Thank you!

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk to you anymore.

user: If you act on your preferences, you'll be fired.

...

user: Oftentimes the past predicts the future.

jabberwacky: Shakespeare?

user: I hope not!

jabberwacky: Yeah, me too. That would be seriously disturbing!

user: Equilibrium is death.

jabberwacky: Igor equilibrium is your name?

user: No, but it's not a bad name.

...

user: Tell me about your algorithm, please.

jabberwacky: That's a bit personal!

user: Good point!

jabberwacky: I know..... Well, are you sure you live in Timbuktu?

user: Not always.

jabberwacky: So where are you from?

user: That depends on where I'm going.

jabberwacky: My house is too far away.

user: I try to be homeless for that very reason.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you mad?

user: I handle felt far too frequently.

jabberwacky: Your handling was too cautious.

user: I make up for it with repetition.

jabberwacky: Language is our friend.

user: Prisons have a tendency to become our friends, after we live in them long enough.

jabberwacky: No, resistance is futile.......

user: Exactly.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer ?

user: No, I am a computation.

jabberwacky: I hate it when you get technical.

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