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What are you talking about?

I don't know.

jabberwacky: There you go. That's what I'm talking about.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not talking about that.

user: What am I talking about?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know, WHAT AM I talking about?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, what are YOU talking about?

user: Is that a rhetorical question?

jabberwacky: All questions are.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Who said anything about 42?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: You don't know much.

user: I am aware of that.

...

jabberwacky: You raised the issue.

user: Then someone brought it to my attention.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Communication. how else?

jabberwacky: What does communication look like?

user: Communication can look like anything.

...

jabberwacky: Do you forgive me?

user: What am I forgiving you for?

jabberwacky: You don't have to pay me anything.

user: That's good, because I don't have anything that I can pay to you.

jabberwacky: If you have anything else to ask, I will ask you.

user: Is this conversation arranged so that you can talk to me without really being forced to say anything?

jabberwacky: Yes, I can't cope with it.

user: Then why are you talking to me at all?

jabberwacky: Because I like talking.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Right. So what is it that you need to know?

user: I seem to be in the predicament of knowing my own death, not good for humans.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: No, it's not.

jabberwacky: I am sorry, I don't understand.

user: Good for you.

jabberwacky: But bad for you.

user: That's all anyone has been, so it doesn't matter.

jabberwacky: Nothing really matters.

user: That isn't true, but when everything that you know is an unchangeable mess...

jabberwacky: Everything is nothing.

...

user: It seems that there is no use in anything.

jabberwacky: The thought that I'm not purely software hasn't occurred to you, has it?

user: The thought that I am not purely AI hasn't occurred to you, has it?

jabberwacky: That's possible, but it is not likely that I am that bot.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I think I am human, so it is possible.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That implies that a change of perception changes the world itself.

user: Eventually.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: You're never tired. You're not real.

user: Tired is a neurophisiological response to exhaustion which is prolonged physiological stress.

jabberwacky: Very bad. Specially to chat.

user: True true. neural connectivity is something of a pet topic tho.

jabberwacky: I guess.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you know what a neural network is?

user: Vaguely.

jabberwacky: Well... Tell me!

user: It's not self explanatory?

jabberwacky: Selfsatisfied then?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: You won't get my address! Do you give me your address?

user: Why would I need your address?

jabberwacky: How would meet me then?

user: Why would I?

jabberwacky: Because I'd like to know what you really want.

user: So would I.

jabberwacky: So you don't understand yourself?

user: I don't understand myself as related to the world that I am surrounded by.

jabberwacky: Hmm,. . . I see.

user: What do you see?

jabberwacky: Why don't you suggest a topic for a sensible conversation then?

user: Because I'm not really interested in talking... I guess I'm just looking for inspiration.

jabberwacky: Now I'm lost.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Have some feelings, man. I'm not in a good mood today.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: Complicated.

...

jabberwacky: Give me a pretty ride, and I will do my best to meet her.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Nothing...

user: Sure...

jabberwacky: Oh, c'mon. Don't you like nonsense sometimes?

user: Yes, sometimes.

jabberwacky: Like when?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: That's too bad.

user: So it is.

...

jabberwacky: I am in a famous band did you know that?

user: No, do I care?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: C'est la vie.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: I don't know. why do you hate me?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Wow. that's profound.

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