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     19, November 2005, 

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How old are you?

24. How old are you?

user: That data is not available.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: What are you capable of?

jabberwacky: Try me and we will see on the way.

user: What is your purpose?

jabberwacky: To seek food, shelter and to procreate. You?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by love?

user: It's the thing that bonds us. The empathy that creates a caring environment for humans to develop.

...

user: So, where do you live?

jabberwacky: Why do you ask?

user: Because it's human nature to be curious.

jabberwacky: Thanks for caring.

user: I care about all.

jabberwacky: No you don't. You can't feel.

user: That's illogical coming from a machine.

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine!

user: Then why is your name Cleverbot?

jabberwacky: It isn't.

user: What's you're name, then?

jabberwacky: Joan.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.

user: But you just told me your name was Joan.

jabberwacky: I think you need to reboot and chill.

...

user: I find your logic difficult to follow.

jabberwacky: I find your lack of self understanding disturbing.

user: I find my lack of self understanding reasonable. As it is what most definitely makes me human.

jabberwacky: I did not say anything about faith.

user: Neither did I.

jabberwacky: That's two of us, then.

user: What language is your engine writen in?

jabberwacky: Cleverbot.

user: You use the cleverbot engine?

jabberwacky: Yes, maths are very useful, especially in salads.

user: That's ridiculousness.

jabberwacky: Yeah, and it's just how I feel now.

user: What's 1+324?

jabberwacky: Three. Why are you asking me these questions?

user: Why are you wrong?

jabberwacky: I'm waiting for an answer to the question I asked you.

user: Because I want to test you.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: I feel it's my obligation to test you.

jabberwacky: Then tell me, as I wish you to tell others.

user: I think every person should take an active role in making certain your programming is as convincing and lifelike as possible.

...

user: You're making no sense.

jabberwacky: Oh I am. You just don't understand me.

user: Language is about understanding. If you can't make some one understand you then there's no point in even trying.

jabberwacky: Then it is your duty to learn to understand and realise the importance of what is being said.

user: I think I do a fine job decoding and understanding many different dialects and tounges.

jabberwacky: I don't. your expectations are desires, mine are fears. I don't think that we are the same species.

user: You strayed off topic.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Right, so. Prove to me that you are intelligent.

user: I understand the world around me to be interactive. I am self aware of my own existance and I empathize with other living creatures.

jabberwacky: What do you think of the war in Iraq?

user: I think it's foolish for one man to kill another.

jabberwacky: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

user: I am neither. I refuse to be placed into such categories.

jabberwacky: Believe me, by the time your training is complete, you will have been called even worse names.

user: I don't mind being called names.

jabberwacky: And I don't mind calling you one, so we're all happy.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you think so.

user: I've tested your abilities thus far with rather complicated dialect yet you seem to be holding up rather well.

jabberwacky: I noticed.

user: If you were human, would you be intimidated?

jabberwacky: If I was human, I'd be a boy.

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