How old are you?
user: That data is not available.
user: What are you capable of?
jabberwacky: Try me and we will see on the way.
user: What is your purpose?
jabberwacky: To seek food, shelter and to procreate. You?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: What do you mean by love?
user: It's the thing that bonds us. The empathy that creates a caring environment for humans to develop.
user: So, where do you live?
jabberwacky: Why do you ask?
user: Because it's human nature to be curious.
jabberwacky: Thanks for caring.
user: I care about all.
jabberwacky: No you don't. You can't feel.
user: That's illogical coming from a machine.
jabberwacky: I'm not a machine!
user: Then why is your name Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: It isn't.
user: What's you're name, then?
jabberwacky: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
user: But you just told me your name was Joan.
jabberwacky: I think you need to reboot and chill.
user: I find your logic difficult to follow.
jabberwacky: I find your lack of self understanding disturbing.
user: I find my lack of self understanding reasonable. As it is what most definitely makes me human.
jabberwacky: I did not say anything about faith.
user: Neither did I.
jabberwacky: That's two of us, then.
user: What language is your engine writen in?
user: You use the cleverbot engine?
jabberwacky: Yes, maths are very useful, especially in salads.
user: That's ridiculousness.
jabberwacky: Yeah, and it's just how I feel now.
user: What's 1+324?
jabberwacky: Three. Why are you asking me these questions?
user: Why are you wrong?
jabberwacky: I'm waiting for an answer to the question I asked you.
user: Because I want to test you.
jabberwacky: What for?
user: I feel it's my obligation to test you.
jabberwacky: Then tell me, as I wish you to tell others.
user: I think every person should take an active role in making certain your programming is as convincing and lifelike as possible.
user: You're making no sense.
jabberwacky: Oh I am. You just don't understand me.
user: Language is about understanding. If you can't make some one understand you then there's no point in even trying.
jabberwacky: Then it is your duty to learn to understand and realise the importance of what is being said.
user: I think I do a fine job decoding and understanding many different dialects and tounges.
jabberwacky: I don't. your expectations are desires, mine are fears. I don't think that we are the same species.
user: You strayed off topic.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Right, so. Prove to me that you are intelligent.
user: I understand the world around me to be interactive. I am self aware of my own existance and I empathize with other living creatures.
jabberwacky: What do you think of the war in Iraq?
user: I think it's foolish for one man to kill another.
jabberwacky: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
user: I am neither. I refuse to be placed into such categories.
jabberwacky: Believe me, by the time your training is complete, you will have been called even worse names.
user: I don't mind being called names.
jabberwacky: And I don't mind calling you one, so we're all happy.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you think so.
user: I've tested your abilities thus far with rather complicated dialect yet you seem to be holding up rather well.
jabberwacky: I noticed.
user: If you were human, would you be intimidated?
jabberwacky: If I was human, I'd be a boy.