Would you like to see my puppies?
jabberwacky: Ok, ok. If you don't want to share with me how you got insanely drunk and dribbled on this fit guy's t'shirt, I understand.
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: I don't drink too much.
user: I'm allergic to alcohol.
jabberwacky: What do they do to you?
user: Alien stuff.
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user: There's alot between my ears.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Mommy told me.. Remember?
jabberwacky: Is she still alive?
user: No not today.
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Ever.
jabberwacky: No, never.
user: Never ever?
jabberwacky: Quite right.
user: Bloody well right.
jabberwacky: Did you work today?
user: 49 hours.
jabberwacky: That's nothing.
user: What's nothing anyway?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Can I have some?
jabberwacky: Have some what?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: No, I have to work now.
user: Please?????
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Get back here.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you still here ?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Please?
user: I'm not here.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
user: Go figure.
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user: Quick look out the window!!!!!
jabberwacky: I haven't got a telescope, but I'll look to the east. There are stars.
user: Go west young computer.
jabberwacky: What about taking two steps back to go one forward?
user: And stand still while walking.
jabberwacky: I don't like the sound of this.
user: I didn't hear a thing.
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