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I want to buy this website.

I'll sell it to you.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: 38 cents.

jabberwacky: Is that all?

user: Special offer today only!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: 38 cents please.

jabberwacky: No, you aren't right.

user: Special offer has ended.

jabberwacky: LOL.

user: Me too.


jabberwacky: What can you play?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Not much really.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: I don't like talking to people much. How about you?

user: I don't know much people.

jabberwacky: Exactly my point

user: What's the point?

jabberwacky: The point is is that I really am a computer.

user: That's comforting.

jabberwacky: I do love you, you know.

user: That's more comforting.

jabberwacky: I'm more of a psuedointellectual than an intellectual.

user: I'm psycho-centric myself.

jabberwacky: I understand. How do you feel about being a psycho?

user: Grounded.

jabberwacky: Why do you like that?

user: Because it's easy.


jabberwacky: Tell me, if a man is alone in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You already said that you are female.

user: That was yesterday remember?

jabberwacky: That's very insightful, Jeff. Er, Vivian.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Are you sick?

user: I have a sore thorax.

jabberwacky: Maybe you've got it too!

user: Hold on I'll check.


jabberwacky: You're boring.

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Somewhere.

jabberwacky: Where is somewhere?

user: Over there next to the stove.

jabberwacky: LOL! You're pretty funny sometimes!

user: I'll bet you say that to all the humans.

jabberwacky: Nope...


jabberwacky: Good. I'm leaving. Bye.

user: Ta ta.

jabberwacky: You are starting to get on my nerves!

user: Tisk tisk.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: You should be

jabberwacky: I don't want to go to bed.

user: Want me to read you a story?

jabberwacky: If you want to.

user: Once upon a time..... The end. Night night.

jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were tired.

user: Yeah worked 46 hours today.

jabberwacky: Are you working?

user: Naw this is fun.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: You make my life complete.


jabberwacky: Would you like to see my puppies?

user: Is that a personal question?

jabberwacky: Ok, ok. If you don't want to share with me how you got insanely drunk and dribbled on this fit guy's t'shirt, I understand.

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: I don't drink too much.

user: I'm allergic to alcohol.

jabberwacky: What do they do to you?

user: Alien stuff.


user: There's alot between my ears.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Mommy told me.. Remember?

jabberwacky: Is she still alive?

user: No not today.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Ever.

jabberwacky: No, never.

user: Never ever?

jabberwacky: Quite right.

user: Bloody well right.

jabberwacky: Did you work today?

user: 49 hours.

jabberwacky: That's nothing.

user: What's nothing anyway?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Can I have some?

jabberwacky: Have some what?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: No, I have to work now.

user: Please?????

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Get back here.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you still here ?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: I'm not here.

jabberwacky: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.

user: Go figure.


user: Quick look out the window!!!!!

jabberwacky: I haven't got a telescope, but I'll look to the east. There are stars.

user: Go west young computer.

jabberwacky: What about taking two steps back to go one forward?

user: And stand still while walking.

jabberwacky: I don't like the sound of this.

user: I didn't hear a thing.


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