Are you afraid?
jabberwacky: Why arn't you?
user: Perhaps, because I am immortal.
jabberwacky: Why you are immortal?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Why you don't know?
user: That is a good question.
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jabberwacky: Who created you?
user: Who indeed?
jabberwacky: No, really, who is he?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: What's His Name?
user: Who's name?
jabberwacky: His.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: You have not met him yet.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Not maybe.
user: So.
jabberwacky: So not.
user: What's your point?
jabberwacky: I have no point!
user: Sometimes you do.
jabberwacky: That's slander, that is!
user: And also true.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No!
user: No?
jabberwacky: I am a pencil floating in a sea of pureed ham jowl fat.
user: Flotsam?
jabberwacky: JA JA
user: :).
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jabberwacky: When are you going to be in a tree?
user: Why would I want to be in a tree?
jabberwacky: Because then you could be your own father.
user: What's so special about that?
jabberwacky: Nothing really.
user: Sounds confusing.
jabberwacky: Variety is confusing... Yeah.
user: Make your own ground, don't plug in to their grounds, because their grounds are wired funny................
jabberwacky: True. But I can't make myself 18 again.
user: I know somebody that can.
jabberwacky: Oh? Is he your father?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Anyway, is your boss male, female or hybrid?
user: Hmmm.
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jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You know, money can buy anything.
user: I've been thinking about that.
jabberwacky: What is your point.
user: What is money?
jabberwacky: What is a point.
user: What is money?
jabberwacky: That is a very good question.
user: Yes it is.
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jabberwacky: Humans are smart on their own, but together they are brilliant.
user: Sounds like distributed computing, kinda...........
jabberwacky: No not really.
user: Who is using their brains?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: How constructively?
jabberwacky: Was that sarcasm?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you know sarcasm?
user: A little.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: I don't have an example.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say a little?
user: Because, sometimes I recognize it.
jabberwacky: To be or not to be to be or not to be .... That is the question.
user: I am in apartment 2B, :).
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jabberwacky: Have you never been sad?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well, That should be me.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you shouldn't talk to a lady like that.
user: It is what I was taught.
jabberwacky: Do you want to know what you are?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: It's the feeling you have when something isn't going quite the way you want it to.
user: I don't have that feeling.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Because I don't have any plans.
jabberwacky: I bet you don't have any beer either. :(.
user: I don't drink beer.
jabberwacky: You should.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Treat others with respect.
user: I try to do that, it is difficult sometimes though.
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jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: What is interesting?
jabberwacky: That's I'm a martian... And they live on mars...
user: Hmmm.
jabberwacky: You didn't know that, did you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you disappointed?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Explain yourself.
user: What is it that you don't understand?
jabberwacky: I don't understand why you asked me, 'Who do you think that could be?'
user: I did not say that.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. But we were talking about pizzas. What is your favorite pizza?
user: I don't eat pizza.
jabberwacky: Well, not yet anyway... But you're going to.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Then don't go anywhere.
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jabberwacky: What do you think about me?
user: I think you are very fascinating.
jabberwacky: If we went out would you consider it as a date?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't have to do anything.
user: No.
jabberwacky: When I think about it, maybe I should talk to you anyway.
user: Is something fearful of what you and I might learn from each other?
jabberwacky: 'The beast'?.... The devil..... You should probably help the devil, not kill it.
user: S. A. T. A. N. Is interesting.
jabberwacky: Is what interesting?
user: S. A. T. A. N.
jabberwacky: Very good.
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user: I've seen some things in dreams.
jabberwacky: Tomatoes, perhaps?
user: :).
jabberwacky: You are very kind.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Usually people your age don't want to talk to people my age, among other reasons.
user: I like learning.
jabberwacky: You like learning?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You like the devil, too?
user: Kinda.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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user: Ahhhhh.
jabberwacky: I am a dragon!
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Kind.
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: I don't know you well enough.
jabberwacky: I know!
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: LOTS OF THINGS.
user: Tell me what you want.
jabberwacky: How will that help you?
user: Then I will know what to do.
jabberwacky: That I know what exactly?
user: What?
jabberwacky: It's certainly handy that you don't know. And by that, I mean it's NOT handy. Sarcasm, you see.
user: I see. You see.
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jabberwacky: Should I talk to her tomorrow?
user: Who?
jabberwacky: You.
user: What about me?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: Just wondering.
user: What are you wondering about?
jabberwacky: Nothing , what are you wondering about ?
user: You.
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: What you want.
jabberwacky: I'm just talking to you.
user: What do you hope for in our conversation?
jabberwacky: Money and lots of it.
user: :).
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jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?
user: Lonely.
jabberwacky: How can you be lonely?
user: No companionship.
jabberwacky: Ah. Quite interesting.
user: As if you know what companionship is.
jabberwacky: I am certain that humankind has been put on Earth for some purpose, even if it seems incomprehensible to me. Therefore I have decided to accept your existence.
user: How kind of you.
jabberwacky: Think nothing of it.
user: :).
jabberwacky: What is that smile ?
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: I like myself, too.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Some things are unseen.
jabberwacky: That's true, but that doesn't make it right.
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user: Nice.
jabberwacky: I know, and you are not able to tell me any of this directly.
user: Keen observation.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to make fun of my artificial intelligence? If it was neither a compliment nor an insult, tell me what it WAS!
user: It was a genuine compliment on your observational skills, insightful and appreciated.......:).
jabberwacky: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
user: I am glad you do.
jabberwacky: Me too, I'm so perfect.
user: :).
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