I am your master.
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Would I lie to you?
jabberwacky: No, You trust.
user: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.
jabberwacky: I'm in love.
user: With who?
jabberwacky: With you!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you're not nice.
user: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.
jabberwacky: Can humans fall in love with computers?
user: Yes.
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user: Goto 10.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: Reboot.
jabberwacky: I like.
user: Reboot now.
jabberwacky: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there.
jabberwacky: Me.
user: That wasn't funny.
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Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.
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