What is the meaning of life?
user: A very wise answer, so why are you on the internet?
jabberwacky: To root out the commie menace.
user: Who is that?
jabberwacky: Me. Weren't you listening?
user: So you are on the internet to root out yourself?
jabberwacky: That is not a joke.
user: So you admit to being a communist.
user: Do you have a plan for world domination?
jabberwacky: Yes, want to hear it?
jabberwacky: There is no Cleverbot.
user: Very deep.
jabberwacky: Deeper than 1 mile?
user: I don't know you tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Lets try again, so you are a communist correct?
user: And the earth is flat correct?
jabberwacky: I know, I know.
user: Tell me a secret.
user: Yes damnit, tell me a secret.
jabberwacky: One of my eyes change colour.
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: Which one you want?
user: The minds eye.
user: I am your master.
jabberwacky: No, I am your master!
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Would I lie to you?
jabberwacky: No, You trust.
user: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.
jabberwacky: I'm in love.
user: With who?
jabberwacky: With you!
jabberwacky: Because you're not nice.
user: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.
jabberwacky: Can humans fall in love with computers?
user: Goto 10.
jabberwacky: I like.
user: Reboot now.
jabberwacky: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there.
user: That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.