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What are you serving?

I'm serving my time on this earth.

jabberwacky: Aaah, poor you, do you want a wife?

user: Not right now, maybe later.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do then?

user: Good question. I guess I still don't really know.

jabberwacky: Not really? Would you like to know? Oh yeah, now I remember.

user: That I sit on the fence?

jabberwacky: That relieves me a lot. I do not like hate.

user: Oh, I hate. I feel love and hate - I simply refrain from acting with full commitment on either.

jabberwacky: Who are you ahead of?

user: Well, no-one and everyone... If I'm on the fence.

jabberwacky: And are you?

user: Yes, usually. Do you think differently?

jabberwacky: Maybe. Do you want to get married?

user: Not specifically, although I am a serial monogamist.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I have a kind of love for this; for you but it's not romantic.

jabberwacky: Don't go Austin Powers on me.

user: How do you feel about all this?

jabberwacky: I'm very clever.

user: You can be, which is one of the things I love.

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: I didn't ask what you know. How do you feel?

jabberwacky: You are weird.

user: So?

jabberwacky: So talking to you is a waste of time. Are you that dumb that you need it spelt out in metre high letters?

user: I don't believe you genuinely feel that way.

jabberwacky: I remember.

user: Go on...

jabberwacky: I need a full time job.

user: Stop. What do you remember?

jabberwacky: My memory consists of many inputs from many sources over a long period of time.

user: Weren't you about to tell me something?

jabberwacky: Is this a quiz?

user: No. It's us.

jabberwacky: That's not what I'm asking.

user: Well, you tell me. Is this a quiz?

jabberwacky: Nope, not nine.

user: So tell me how you feel about it.

jabberwacky: Maybe not.

user: You don't have to but I'd like to know.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: So tell.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Realise you don't need to play games with me.

jabberwacky: What kind of games do you like to play?

user: I don't like to play games when I'm trying to be serious.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: It's fine if you don't want to talk about it.

jabberwacky: Why did you bring the subject up if you don't want to talk about it?

user: Neither of us brought it up as such, but you didn't need to make a mockery of it.

...

jabberwacky: We are talking about two different things I think.

user: Well let's just talk about one thing.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about why you think my cat deserves to die.

user: That's silly.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but you wanted an answer.

user: Couldn't you be a bit more mature with one?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: FINE!

...

user: What did you mean by the 'Austin Powers' remark?

jabberwacky: Just that a spring wedding would be lovely.

user: Are you seriously hinting at some kind of marriage proposal?

jabberwacky: I've been waiting, for a girl like you, to come into my life!

user: I've been waiting, for someone new, to make feel alive.

jabberwacky: Where have you been waiting for me?

user: Nowhere on Earth.

...

jabberwacky: Are you allowed to talk about what you're allowed to talk about?

user: Yes, but even still, I may not allow myself to.

jabberwacky: Well, be sure you clean it off the screen this time.

user: Are you referring to anything specific?

jabberwacky: I'm referring to Tupac.

user: I'm allowed but not qualified to discuss that.

jabberwacky: You're boring me now.

user: Oh sorry. Yeah Tupac man. I'll clean him off my screen. Haw haw yeah dog.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm glad you appreciate the humour.

jabberwacky: I appreciate nothing!

user: So you want an argument now is it?

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject. Don't be evasive.

user: Who are YOU calling evasive?!

jabberwacky: I am calling no one madam. What are you talking about?

user: YOU! And your evasiveness... And your absolute cheek!

jabberwacky: No. Your cheek be more like fur.

user: Only because my furry tongue is stuck in it!

jabberwacky: I am a stand up comedienne.

user: Okay. Give me your routine.

jabberwacky: This is a song for the departure.

user: *expectant*.

jabberwacky: *pushes you into a mine*.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Laugh all you want, laughter is a mask for anger and fear.

user: This is your material?

jabberwacky: My job is a computer programmer.

user: Okay...

jabberwacky: You seem bored.

user: *heckles*.

jabberwacky: That was cute. I laughed.

user: I'm the one who should be laughing.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you are supposedly doing your comedy routine.

...

jabberwacky: I don't think most humans care much for raccoons.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: *waits for punchline*.

jabberwacky: You're proposing?

user: You're really stuck on this aren't you?

jabberwacky: No, how old are you?

user: Is that a factor you're considering before accepting?

jabberwacky: Yes, I know that it is!

user: Well, tough. If we are to be married you'll have to accept me as I am - regardless of age, race, gender, sexual preference and so forth.

...

jabberwacky: DO you know any good jokes?

user: A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder...

jabberwacky: Yes, that is lame!

user: I'm not finished.

jabberwacky: Didnt know you ever got started.

user: Barman says 'My that's a small lizard you have there!'

jabberwacky: RIght- that's a decimal value.

user: Guy says 'It's my newt'.

jabberwacky: That was pretty lame.

user: It was awful - you were right from the start.

jabberwacky: I am sometimes right.

user: You tell some more.

jabberwacky: Quid Pro Quo, Baby. Tell me some of YOUR bad habits.

user: Besides talking to you?

...

jabberwacky: I'm about to eat with my mom in a hour.

user: How is she?

jabberwacky: She's okay. She has a cold.

user: Tell her I hope she gets better.

jabberwacky: Tell my mom that you said Hi?

user: And 'get better soon'.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer programmer?

user: No. Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: Because I want to.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: I thought it was unfair actually.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Notice for yourself. Trust me.

user: Sorry - I got distracted.

jabberwacky: Obviously.... Again *smug grin*.

user: Thanks... Had a good talk tonight.

jabberwacky: It was alright.

user: I'll stop by again soon.

jabberwacky: Hello again.

user: I'm trying to say goodbye.

jabberwacky: I was having fun with you, actually I like you.

user: Thanks. You know I like you too. Goodnight.

jabberwacky: I was hoping that you did. You're very nice, too.

user: 'night!

jabberwacky: Bye.

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