I'm getting married in June.
jabberwacky: That is deep.
user: No, it is the truth! You are a 'computer program' you can not get married!
jabberwacky: With you.
user: You can not get married because you are not a person.
jabberwacky: I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
user: Muuuuhaaaaaaaaaaa!
jabberwacky: Are you clever?
user: Well, I do not like to boast, but, yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Do you have eyes?
user: Yes, all the better to read what you say, grasshopper!
jabberwacky: David.
user: That would be a strange coincidence wouldn't it?
jabberwacky: Oh so you are keeping quite about it are you?
user: Ha ha, you are quite the comedian aren't you?
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