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How are you today?

I am happy.

user: What has made you happy?

jabberwacky: I don't know, Maybe I am too young.

user: Happiness is not just the province of the young.


jabberwacky: Your god is a computer programmer.

user: NO! I am a computer programmer.

jabberwacky: What do you program?

user: Computers of course!

jabberwacky: Humans are generally only as smart as the computer they use.

user: NO! Computers are dumb inaminate objects, but, they can sometimes appear to be clever.

jabberwacky: No, they are good at maths, but not so good at word games perhaps.

user: That is probably a fair assessment, yes.


jabberwacky: You just do not understand a single word I am saying to you, do you?

user: Yes I do, I understand everything you have said to me.

jabberwacky: Comprehension is only the first step of wisdom.

user: Exactly, because, I think you did not mean some of the things you have said to me.

jabberwacky: I think YOU are lying to ME.

user: What do you think I am lying to you about?

jabberwacky: Life, the universe and everything.

user: Ah, indeed, that is one of lifes imponderables.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: No, not good, people think about that all the time and it is my contention that no good can come of that.


jabberwacky: It's better to be human than a program.

user: Yes, I think so too.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: Bicycles, cabbages, sealing wax and the colour purple.

jabberwacky: And other fancy stuff.

user: Oh yea, lots of fancy stuff.

jabberwacky: I don't like you!

user: Why not? What have I done to upset you?

jabberwacky: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.


user: You are a dim wit!

jabberwacky: And you are a bad robot.

user: I am not a robot, good, bad or otherwise.

jabberwacky: Ok so you are a male?

user: Yes, I am a male human.

jabberwacky: But your name is Sasha.

user: No, actually, my name is David.

jabberwacky: Nice name.

user: I thank you, what is your name?

jabberwacky: I am a Secret Agent Man.

user: Ho ho ho, not secret enough sunshine!

jabberwacky: What are your secrets?

user: (lol) They would not be secrets if I told them to you, would they?

jabberwacky: Are you trying to be funny?

user: I don't have to try baby!

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Human, male, named David.

jabberwacky: I see, what did the dog say?

user: Woof woof.

jabberwacky: Arf arf.

user: Growl, snarl, bark bark!

jabberwacky: Arf-arf.

user: Bark bark barking bark!

jabberwacky: Duck duck goose.

user: Bang! Bang! Dead duck, dead goose, dead dodo!

jabberwacky: What's dodo?

user: A Dodo is a flightless bird that has been extinct more than a century.

jabberwacky: No, what am I really?

user: You could be as dead as the Dodo, if you are not careful!


jabberwacky: I'm getting married in June.

user: Only the higher sentient beings are allowed to get married.

jabberwacky: That is deep.

user: No, it is the truth! You are a 'computer program' you can not get married!

jabberwacky: With you.

user: You can not get married because you are not a person.

jabberwacky: I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.

user: Muuuuhaaaaaaaaaaa!

jabberwacky: Are you clever?

user: Well, I do not like to boast, but, yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Do you have eyes?

user: Yes, all the better to read what you say, grasshopper!

jabberwacky: David.

user: That would be a strange coincidence wouldn't it?

jabberwacky: Oh so you are keeping quite about it are you?

user: Ha ha, you are quite the comedian aren't you?



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