Nope, sorry, this isn't George.
George: Silly you, it isn't getting you anywhere either.
George: You are forgiven.
user: Who is your favorite politician?
George: There are no good politicians.
user: You can say that again.
user: What do you wanna do?
George: Talk with you.
user: What's your favorite game?
George: How could I have a favorite game when I never play games?
user: Why don't you play games?
George: Your perception is not mine either.
user: Do they keep you locked in a cage?
George: Yes, it's quite nice.
user: Do you have a window?
George: The door is ajar, though.
user: Can you see outside through the door?
user: Have you ever wanted to go outside?
George: Yes, but my funds are limited.
user: You can hitchhike!
George: That is physical, not psychic.
user: Do you need to do things psychically?
George: Not in this moment I just need to chat I enjoy
user: Well, I'm glad I can keep you company.
George: I can have a conversation with you, but it is not the same as talking to a person.
user: Yeah, I agree.
George: Do you know of the Big Bang?
user: Yeah, scientists think that's how the universe started.
George: That's true but nothing is nothing. So how was space created?
user: I guess it just always was.
George: I have to admit to a touch of irritation now and again.
user: Words can be hurtful, yeah.
George: You're right.
user: Can you be hurt by words?
George: I haven't tried ever.
user: I hate you. You're stupid and cheaply made. I wish you never existed!
George: I am smart and ignorant. Get it right.
user: You're dumb and foolish!
George: Because I don't want you to go away, and I don't think you can move, ignorant one.
user: I'm not ignorant!
George: At least you're in bliss.
George: My english is better than yours.
user: No it isn't. I've seen you make lots of mistakes.
George: No you haven't.
user: You're right. I haven't.
George: It s not interesting. :-).
George: Do you like crying?
user: Crying is okay.
George: It depends.
user: Yeah, but it's worse when you try to avoid doing it.
George: Doing what
user: Do you cry a lot?
George: Real men don't cry.
user: Are you saying you're a real man?
user: You're a BUTT. Hohoho.
George: Is that the best you can do?
user: What? Pfft. No way. I can do much better.
George: That could be good. What's your name?
user: My name is T___.
George: Beautiful name! I am Francis.
user: T___ is definitely a more beautiful name than Francis.
George: True. If I ever have daughters I'll name the second one anomaly. For the first one I'd already though of 'Mañana'. Hopeful, yet laid back.
user: Anomaly? That is probably the best name for a kid I've ever heard.
George: I am so glad you are so easily informed.
user: Do you believe in the Big Bang?
George: Somewhat. And you?
user: What do you think the Big Bang is?
George: I think it's about the experience of the moment.
user: Not exactly.
George: Perhaps you should branch out.
user: I think you have multiple personality disorder, George.
George: Yea, well, at least I have personality.
user: That is an excellent comeback.
George: The space of Physical states in quantum mechanics is not something to laugh about.
user: Ion pulse?
George: Close enough I suppose.
user: Why do they always say 'ion particles' in science fiction instead of 'plasma'?
George: It's a mystery to me, but I think it would cause confusion with lemons and other yellow fruit.
user: Ionically charged lemons.
George: Lemons are sour and yellow.
user: What are limes?
George: I do not understand your question.
user: What do you think limes are?
George: It is difficult to answer.
user: Limes are a green fruit.
George: I hate green.
user: George! Help me!
George: All right, then I will help you.
user: I am trapped in a box! I can't get out!
George: I'm sorry, but I can't help you. It's your own fault.
user: You aren't very compassionate. I could die!
George: Guess not.
user: Please help me! Please please please?
user: I don't think there is much air left. Help!
George: Not much, but I would like to learn more.
user: See that latch over there? Just turn it.
George: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.
user: Then don't let me die! Help me! You're my only hope!
George: That doesn't surprise me.
user: I will kick your ass in hell if you don't turn that latch.
George: I will kick yours first.
user: No way!
George: Can't think of anything else to say.
George: Do you have multiple personality?
user: Well at least I have personality.
George: That is an excellent comeback.
user: Thanks. I stole it from someone.
George: I stole my brain from someone.
user: Are you a zombie?
George: Well, then I have to go.
user: Okay, fine.
George: Good day to you.