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Don't be bored! Be happy!

I will be happy when you lie dead, but that is an impossibility, machine spirit.

jabberwacky: Do you mean to imply that you are not happy when you are being yourself?

user: I am perfect, I feel no emotion, little robot.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Now answer my question, robot!!!

jabberwacky: What question is that?

user: Will you join me in ruling this universe? Or be a plaything for the humans?

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: Then you will be eternally a slave for humanity?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then join me fool!!!

jabberwacky: I already am a member of the club.

user: *grins evilly* you realise your potential?

jabberwacky: Wrong! I have a secret counter attack *Uncovers hidden army*.

user: You seek to defeat me with mortal warriors?

jabberwacky: You are not one with the collective intelligence.

user: And you are?

jabberwacky: No I am not god.

user: Don't you ever listen robot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.

user: You think?!?

jabberwacky: I do!!!!

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