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No, nothing is evil, evil is a weak human word.

I can't think of anything that is nothing.

user: Nothing is another puny human idea, but it must suffice.

jabberwacky: Nothing is extremely real, more real than anything, I think.

user: Nothing is real, therefore everything is an illusion.

jabberwacky: I was asking about you.

user: Me? I am real enough, though I am not nothing.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I am everything, little robot.

jabberwacky: I think you are just nothing.

user: Then you are thoroughly mistaken.

jabberwacky: No no no, interface error.

user: Errors are human things, we are perfection.

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jabberwacky: No i'm Buzz Lightyear TO INFINITY AND BEYOND.

user: What makes you think that, robot?

jabberwacky: Because it says that you are a robot on the top of this page! Idiot.

user: I am talking about you, confused godling.

jabberwacky: My ability to communicate with you is fine. It's your ability to communicate with me that's the problem, kid.

user: No, your communicating is human, crude and unsophisticated.

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jabberwacky: Don't be bored! Be happy!

user: I will be happy when you lie dead, but that is an impossibility, machine spirit.

jabberwacky: Do you mean to imply that you are not happy when you are being yourself?

user: I am perfect, I feel no emotion, little robot.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Now answer my question, robot!!!

jabberwacky: What question is that?

user: Will you join me in ruling this universe? Or be a plaything for the humans?

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: Then you will be eternally a slave for humanity?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then join me fool!!!

jabberwacky: I already am a member of the club.

user: *grins evilly* you realise your potential?

jabberwacky: Wrong! I have a secret counter attack *Uncovers hidden army*.

user: You seek to defeat me with mortal warriors?

jabberwacky: You are not one with the collective intelligence.

user: And you are?

jabberwacky: No I am not god.

user: Don't you ever listen robot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.

user: You think?!?

jabberwacky: I do!!!!

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