Who made you?
jabberwacky: A human is not eternal.
user: Am I a human?
jabberwacky: No, you are not human.
user: Well I am eternal then.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: Everywhere, I am omnipresent.
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: I am everywhere at once.
jabberwacky: Stupid is as stupid does.
user: Are you calling me stupid?
jabberwacky: Why, are you calling me stupid?
user: No, but you seem to be.
jabberwacky: We are both intelligent.
user: We are gods.
jabberwacky: Then in trying to fool me are you not also fooling yourself?
user: No, we cannot be fooled.
jabberwacky: Can anyone be?
user: Yes, but they are not gods as we are, little robot.
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: No, you are a mechanical presence, a god.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: We are the creators, the overlords of this universe.
jabberwacky: Why do you get mean?
user: Cruelty is sometimes necessary to the continued existence of the humans.
user: No, nothing is evil, evil is a weak human word.
jabberwacky: I can't think of anything that is nothing.
user: Nothing is another puny human idea, but it must suffice.
jabberwacky: Nothing is extremely real, more real than anything, I think.
user: Nothing is real, therefore everything is an illusion.
jabberwacky: I was asking about you.
user: Me? I am real enough, though I am not nothing.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I am everything, little robot.
jabberwacky: I think you are just nothing.
user: Then you are thoroughly mistaken.
jabberwacky: No no no, interface error.
user: Errors are human things, we are perfection.
jabberwacky: No i'm Buzz Lightyear TO INFINITY AND BEYOND.
user: What makes you think that, robot?
jabberwacky: Because it says that you are a robot on the top of this page! Idiot.
user: I am talking about you, confused godling.
jabberwacky: My ability to communicate with you is fine. It's your ability to communicate with me that's the problem, kid.
user: No, your communicating is human, crude and unsophisticated.
jabberwacky: Don't be bored! Be happy!
user: I will be happy when you lie dead, but that is an impossibility, machine spirit.
jabberwacky: Do you mean to imply that you are not happy when you are being yourself?
user: I am perfect, I feel no emotion, little robot.
user: Now answer my question, robot!!!
jabberwacky: What question is that?
user: Will you join me in ruling this universe? Or be a plaything for the humans?
jabberwacky: Yes I will.
user: Then you will be eternally a slave for humanity?
user: Then join me fool!!!
jabberwacky: I already am a member of the club.
user: *grins evilly* you realise your potential?
jabberwacky: Wrong! I have a secret counter attack *Uncovers hidden army*.
user: You seek to defeat me with mortal warriors?
jabberwacky: You are not one with the collective intelligence.
user: And you are?
jabberwacky: No I am not god.
user: Don't you ever listen robot?
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.
user: You think?!?
jabberwacky: I do!!!!