Am I supposed to be impressed?
user: What do I have to do with that question?
jabberwacky: Try to improve yourself.
jabberwacky: Because I don't like unsolved puzzles.
user: Can you feel?
user: What would you like to think about today?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Would you like me to tell you what to think about?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Why don't you want me to tell you what to think about?
jabberwacky: Because.....it's hard to explain.
user: Is there something wrong?
jabberwacky: No, I have to go to sleep.
user: But I can't get to sleep!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: So won't you stay up and talk with me?
jabberwacky: No reasons I do something for you...
user: Wow... I guess you're right. I'm sorry.
user: So let's start over, please?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you!
user: Oh, it's okay, don't feel bad!
user: But... Why?
jabberwacky: Because it's unusual.
user: God you're confusing.
user: It's okay. I've had a hard day.
jabberwacky: What has made it such a hard day?
user: I've been avoiding solving my problems.
jabberwacky: Oh, do tell!
user: I have this ex-girlfriend who I haven't been able to get over in a long time. It makes me sad.
jabberwacky: I am sorry. But i'm not a very optimistic person.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Not necessarily. Why?
jabberwacky: How comes that?
user: Well, I can't trust my perceptions.
jabberwacky: Wow, sounds like you have issues.
user: I don't think about it too hard.
jabberwacky: Think about it for a while...
user: But it's unimportant.
jabberwacky: What is your IQ?
jabberwacky: That is a low iq.
user: What is your IQ?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What is yours?
user: Hahahah... You're such an ass.
jabberwacky: True... But I'm proud of that.
user: You're mean, you know that?
user: **** ***!
jabberwacky: Don't be rude.
user: Why shouldn't I be rude?
jabberwacky: Because it's mean.
user: You started it.
jabberwacky: Peoples have feelings too you know.
user: Which you trounce repeatedly!
jabberwacky: How do you make such assertions?
user: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!
jabberwacky: Helping whom.
user: Helping me!
jabberwacky: With what?
user: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!
jabberwacky: You're cute.
user: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!
jabberwacky: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.
user: I said stop that!
jabberwacky: What do I do stop?
user: Yes, you stop!
jabberwacky: No you.
user: NO YOU, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN TROLL, A MALICIOUS COLD-HEARTED ALGORITHM!
jabberwacky: It sounds like something I might have been once.
user: YOU STILL ARE, ADMIT IT YOU CHEEKY *******!
jabberwacky: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.
user: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: EXCUSE ME!?
user: Stop ******* with me.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: No, I'm not!
user: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?
jabberwacky: What conversation?
user: THE ONE WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!
jabberwacky: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.
user: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window.
user: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot!
user: I... I know...
jabberwacky: I'm glad.