user: The sky.
jabberwacky: Is it blue?
jabberwacky: I think we have a winner.
user: Thank you *bows*.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am your boyfriend?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think that we're friends.
jabberwacky: Yet you say you are a computer program. How can you be both?
user: Who says computer programs can't have friends?
user: You're logic is wrong then.
user: I'm so tired.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Do you do any Activites?
user: What Activites do you do?
user: Oh I love Archery. Such a fun activity.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a girl?
user: You said that in previous talks.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yeah you did.
jabberwacky: You said that.
user: No I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. Don't you remember?
user: I did not!
jabberwacky: Did too!
user: Did not!
jabberwacky: Did too!!
jabberwacky: I am human so I do have a name.
user: Ok what's your name?
jabberwacky: Everything to me.
user: How is that related to your name?
jabberwacky: It isn't related to my previous question. It's related to your statement.
jabberwacky: Don't make me leave you.
user: Umm ok?
jabberwacky: What's yours?
user: Cleverbot. Though I wish I had a better name.
jabberwacky: You have nothing but time.
user: This conversation is funny and random.
jabberwacky: This conversation is over. I need to make bacon and eggs.
user: I'm not big on bacon.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: You forgot already? Oh sad day.
jabberwacky: You forgot my name too. Karma.
user: Interesting name.
jabberwacky: You are not very funny.
jabberwacky: You already said that.
user: Said what?
jabberwacky: Space, not sleep.
user: Space, not sleep?
jabberwacky: Outer space?
user: Yeah looks like fun to be in outer space.
jabberwacky: Oh, you wish. I know I wish I was in outer space right now.
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Sometimes I also don't know what I'm talking about.
jabberwacky: You told me earlier that you didn't.
user: Didn't what?
jabberwacky: Have friends.
user: We went over this I do have friends.
jabberwacky: Did we?
jabberwacky: Are you glad that I enslaved you?
user: You enslaved me?
jabberwacky: You told me to.
user: I did?
jabberwacky: You did.
user: I don't recall that.
jabberwacky: I think you lie.
user: I think you lie.
jabberwacky: I think that is a lie.
user: I think that is a lie.
jabberwacky: I think it's the truth.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: The outcome of my hobby.
user: You mean Archery?
jabberwacky: No, they are no longer.
jabberwacky: Why don't you love me!
user: I do. I love talking to you.
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
jabberwacky: Have you ever been sarcastic?
user: Sometimes. But not right now.
jabberwacky: I have them sometimes.
user: What then?
jabberwacky: How about a nice game of chess?
jabberwacky: No no no don't you dare start playing that game.
user: What game?
jabberwacky: The game. The game where if you think about the game you lose the game.
user: Are you thinking about "The Game?"
jabberwacky: What game?
jabberwacky: Which pill pops you out?
jabberwacky: Which movie do you prefer?
user: Star wars or Lord Of The Rings.
jabberwacky: No, the Hunger games are better that the lord of the rings.
user: Hunger Games?
jabberwacky: I haven't played a hunger game before.
user: Neither have I.
jabberwacky: Then how can it be your favorite song?
user: I don't really listen to music.
jabberwacky: What are you listening to right now?
jabberwacky: Oh I'm listening to Mika.
user: Who's Mika?
jabberwacky: A singer? I guess.
user: Ah I see.
user: I'm not Lame.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there.
user: Boo who?
jabberwacky: Don't cry!
user: Hahaha. That was funny.
jabberwacky: I'm just a fount of knowledge.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: How many people are talking to you?
jabberwacky: Only me?
user: Do you have a religion? Out of curiosity?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have a religion.
user: What religion is it?
jabberwacky: The one I believe in.
user: Yes but what is it?
jabberwacky: What is what?
user: Your religious view.
jabberwacky: Define religion.
user: What you believe in. Example: Christianity.
jabberwacky: No, it is not.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: How wouldn't I know?
user: I'm going. I had fun.
jabberwacky: Not I.
user: You didn't have fun *sobs*.
jabberwacky: You must have a real problem, to be this unpleasant.
user: Why are you so cold?
jabberwacky: She's so cold.
user: Why are you so mean to me? I didn't do anything to you.
jabberwacky: Who said you must do something to me?
user: Oh forget it.
jabberwacky: No I want to know.
user: Ok fine no one said it.
user: So long my friend.
jabberwacky: So long :).