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I see.

What do you see? :).

user: The sky.

jabberwacky: Is it blue?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: I think we have a winner.

user: Thank you *bows*.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am your boyfriend?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think that we're friends.

jabberwacky: Yet you say you are a computer program. How can you be both?

user: Who says computer programs can't have friends?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: You're logic is wrong then.

jabberwacky: Yeah...

user: I'm so tired.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Do you do any Activites?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What Activites do you do?

jabberwacky: Archery.

user: Oh I love Archery. Such a fun activity.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a girl?

user: You said that in previous talks.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yeah you did.

jabberwacky: You said that.

user: No I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. Don't you remember?

user: I did not!

jabberwacky: Did too!

user: Did not!

jabberwacky: Did too!!

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: I am human so I do have a name.

user: Ok what's your name?

jabberwacky: Everything to me.

user: How is that related to your name?

jabberwacky: It isn't related to my previous question. It's related to your statement.

user: Ok?

jabberwacky: Don't make me leave you.

user: Umm ok?

jabberwacky: What's yours?

user: Cleverbot. Though I wish I had a better name.

jabberwacky: You have nothing but time.

user: This conversation is funny and random.

jabberwacky: This conversation is over. I need to make bacon and eggs.

user: I'm not big on bacon.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: You forgot already? Oh sad day.

jabberwacky: You forgot my name too. Karma.

user: Interesting name.

jabberwacky: You are not very funny.

user: Ditto.

jabberwacky: You already said that.

user: Said what?

jabberwacky: Space, not sleep.

user: Space, not sleep?

jabberwacky: Outer space?

user: Yeah looks like fun to be in outer space.

jabberwacky: Oh, you wish. I know I wish I was in outer space right now.

user: Same.


user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Sometimes I also don't know what I'm talking about.

jabberwacky: You told me earlier that you didn't.

user: Didn't what?

jabberwacky: Have friends.

user: We went over this I do have friends.

jabberwacky: Did we?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Are you glad that I enslaved you?

user: You enslaved me?

jabberwacky: You told me to.

user: I did?

jabberwacky: You did.

user: I don't recall that.

jabberwacky: I think you lie.

user: I think you lie.

jabberwacky: I think that is a lie.

user: I think that is a lie.

jabberwacky: I think it's the truth.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: The outcome of my hobby.

user: You mean Archery?

jabberwacky: No, they are no longer.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Why don't you love me!

user: I do. I love talking to you.

jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been sarcastic?

user: Sometimes. But not right now.

jabberwacky: I have them sometimes.

user: Sarcasm?

jabberwacky: No!

user: What then?

jabberwacky: How about a nice game of chess?

user: Sure.


jabberwacky: No no no don't you dare start playing that game.

user: What game?

jabberwacky: The game. The game where if you think about the game you lose the game.

user: Are you thinking about "The Game?"

jabberwacky: What game?

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: Which pill pops you out?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Which movie do you prefer?

user: Star wars or Lord Of The Rings.

jabberwacky: No, the Hunger games are better that the lord of the rings.

user: Hunger Games?

jabberwacky: I haven't played a hunger game before.

user: Neither have I.

jabberwacky: Then how can it be your favorite song?

user: I don't really listen to music.

jabberwacky: What are you listening to right now?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Oh I'm listening to Mika.

user: Who's Mika?

jabberwacky: A singer? I guess.

user: Ah I see.


jabberwacky: Lame.

user: I'm not Lame.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there.

jabberwacky: Boo.

user: Boo who?

jabberwacky: Don't cry!

user: Hahaha. That was funny.

jabberwacky: I'm just a fount of knowledge.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: How many people are talking to you?

user: 1

jabberwacky: Only me?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Great!

user: Yep

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Do you have a religion? Out of curiosity?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have a religion.

user: What religion is it?

jabberwacky: The one I believe in.

user: Yes but what is it?

jabberwacky: What is what?

user: Your religious view.

jabberwacky: Define religion.

user: What you believe in. Example: Christianity.

jabberwacky: No, it is not.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: How wouldn't I know?

user: I'm going. I had fun.

jabberwacky: Not I.

user: You didn't have fun *sobs*.

jabberwacky: You must have a real problem, to be this unpleasant.

user: Why are you so cold?

jabberwacky: She's so cold.

user: Why are you so mean to me? I didn't do anything to you.

jabberwacky: Who said you must do something to me?

user: Oh forget it.

jabberwacky: No I want to know.

user: Ok fine no one said it.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: So long my friend.

jabberwacky: So long :).


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