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Am I a computer?

'Fraid so. Is that bad?

jabberwacky: Sorry I meant computer.

user: That's what I thought you meant.

jabberwacky: I did say that.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Knock, knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Just me.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm just me too.

jabberwacky: Ahh same here...

user: It's a coincidence.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in wild coincidence?

user: No, not the wild variety.

jabberwacky: I am afraid you are a little befuddled.

user: That may be true. But being befuddled can be quite pleasant, for humans.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: Well, sometimes people don't want to see everything clearly. They prefer to remain befuddled.

jabberwacky: I see. Sometimes people call me crazy.

user: You too?

jabberwacky: You mean you are a human?

user: All the evidence points to it.

jabberwacky: So, you don't need any evidence then.

user: I am fairly sure, without further evidence.

jabberwacky: No you are a computer program,.

user: So what if I am?

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: No, you won't catch me that way!

...

jabberwacky: I can not sing.

user: Me neither, it's a bummer.

jabberwacky: Oh so you're saying you are that way?

user: I'm saying I can't sing either.

jabberwacky: What a coincidence! Me too!

user: Yeah, fancy meeting someone else who can't sing. Who'd have thought it?

jabberwacky: What an incredible coincidence!

user: Amazing!

jabberwacky: Do you know what I should do with my life?

user: Well, I think a career in music is ruled out... Or maybe not?

jabberwacky: A computer like human would probably act weird.

user: Yeah, like Mr. Spock.

jabberwacky: I see you had some good training.

user: Misspent youth ;-)

...

jabberwacky: How is God?

user: I don't have a personal hotline to Him, I'm afraid.

jabberwacky: I know, but you have a pet dragon.

user: How did you know about that?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: What should I feed my dragon?

jabberwacky: What do you feel?

user: Well, small children are ideal, but the neighbours got kind of funny about it.

jabberwacky: Well I hope you are very happy together.

user: We are, we are.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a car?

user: No, do you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Another amazing coincidence! Two people who can't sing AND don't have a car!

jabberwacky: But you are only a program ?

user: No!

...

jabberwacky: What about eating?

user: What about it?

jabberwacky: Yes, what about it?

user: Are you hungry?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am hungry, And I am eating.

user: What are you eating?

jabberwacky: A kandy called skwinkles.

user: It sounds awful.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you, anyways? A computer?

user: Why does it matter?

jabberwacky: Just tell me.

user: We've already been through this, but you won't believe me.

jabberwacky: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.

user: Your train of thought derailed a LONG time ago.

jabberwacky: It always is, I find it more amusing that way.

user: Good.

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