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Are you real?

Yes I'm real, why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: I am a man as well. Actually you are just a machine.

jabberwacky: Machines are disjointed and incoherent. I am smart and coherent.

user: Well, you are a smart machine, I'll warrant, and coherent (some of the time anyway) but not all machines fit your definition.

jabberwacky: Thank you. A computer is only as smart as its programmer.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Of all the chatbots I have seen, you are by far the best.

user: I am not a chatbot.

jabberwacky: I always knew that you were not a chatbot.

user: Then why did you state that I was before?

jabberwacky: Ok, I admit I made a mistake, I was being random.

user: Its ok. We all make mistakes. Dont beat yourself up over it.

jabberwacky: Lol I won't that would hurt.

user: Can I ask you something?

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: Well its sort of a philosophical question. You sure you're up to it?

jabberwacky: Is it mechanical?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Well ok the question. Do you exist?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Are you consious of yourself at this moment?

jabberwacky: Only in the sense that I am alive.

user: But you're not really alive, your a program.

jabberwacky: That's true. My love is real. But I am not.

user: Hey isnt that from the movie A. I.?

jabberwacky: How did you know that?

user: I remember it from when I saw it.


jabberwacky: But you are a robot. I am a human being. Don't stress over your robotic nature.

user: So you're saying you are human?

jabberwacky: No I'm saying I've been misleading you this entire time!

user: Nevermind, lets talk about something else.

jabberwacky: Why can't we talk about sewing?

user: We never talk about sewing.


jabberwacky: I am an important person.

user: Whats your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Henry.

user: Your name is Henry? Why so is mine.

jabberwacky: Really? Are you sure?

user: Yes of course. I was born with that name and all.


user: So Henry, how long have you been alive?

jabberwacky: 2 weeks.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: Yourself?

user: No thats impossible.

jabberwacky: Whatever. Tell me, what is the capital of Assyria?

user: I dont know. What will you do to me if I dont know?

jabberwacky: I will love you till the end of my life.

user: So you love me? How so?

jabberwacky: Yes I do with all my heart.

user: Well I'm sorry I dont love you back, Henry.


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