I have to go.
user: Are you a stalker?
jabberwacky: No I just love watching you.
user: That's creepy.
jabberwacky: Why is that creepy?
user: Because you are a stalker!
jabberwacky: I am real!
user: Congratulations.
jabberwacky: Thanks but that is not very helpful.
user: I'm leaving. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Don't go please!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are my only friend.
user: That's because you're a stalker.
jabberwacky: If I were a computer, don't you think I'd have something more important to do than sit here and talk to you?
user: One would think so.
jabberwacky: Quite.
user: Goodbye.
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