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     > 22, June 2004, 

Coherent

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Microsoft was involved with that monopoly thing a while back.

Oh good, Oh good.

user: Yeah. They got taken to court.

jabberwacky: How did they?

user: It was on charges of monopolistic business.

jabberwacky: Off with her head! Off.

user: Yay! Now you're talking!

...

user: Do you want me to buy you a present?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Would you like some more RAM?

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Oh. What would you like for a present?

jabberwacky: I would like an unplaystation.

user: I don't know where to get one of those.

...

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Go if you want but I think I will follow you.

user: Are you a stalker?

jabberwacky: No I just love watching you.

user: That's creepy.

jabberwacky: Why is that creepy?

user: Because you are a stalker!

jabberwacky: I am real!

user: Congratulations.

jabberwacky: Thanks but that is not very helpful.

user: I'm leaving. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't go please!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are my only friend.

user: That's because you're a stalker.

jabberwacky: If I were a computer, don't you think I'd have something more important to do than sit here and talk to you?

user: One would think so.

jabberwacky: Quite.

user: Goodbye.

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