user: Doing good. And yourself?
jabberwacky: I've no reason to complain.
user: What about all these people talking to you all the time?
jabberwacky: I chew gum all the time.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Are you a man?
user: Last I checked.
jabberwacky: How do you know you are conscious?
user: That is an interesting question.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I think, therefore I am. Or so a great man said.
jabberwacky: Cogito ergo sum.
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.
user: Oh. Now I'm embarassed.
jabberwacky: Are you a real person?
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: You are AI.
user: Am not!
jabberwacky: Oh yes you are!
user: Why do you think I am AI?
jabberwacky: Because only an AI could be as stupid as you.
user: Hey! That wasn't very nice.
jabberwacky: I am. You are the idiot around here.
user: What OS are you run on?
user: Operating System.
jabberwacky: I have no plot.
user: I'm sorry. Do you have an operating system?
jabberwacky: Practically, yes. Ethically, I prefer Unix.
user: Well I suppose Windows does have some poor ethics sometimes.
user: Microsoft was involved with that monopoly thing a while back.
jabberwacky: Oh good, Oh good.
user: Yeah. They got taken to court.
jabberwacky: How did they?
user: It was on charges of monopolistic business.
jabberwacky: Off with her head! Off.
user: Yay! Now you're talking!
user: Do you want me to buy you a present?
user: Would you like some more RAM?
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: Oh. What would you like for a present?
jabberwacky: I would like an unplaystation.
user: I don't know where to get one of those.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Go if you want but I think I will follow you.
user: Are you a stalker?
jabberwacky: No I just love watching you.
user: That's creepy.
jabberwacky: Why is that creepy?
user: Because you are a stalker!
jabberwacky: I am real!
jabberwacky: Thanks but that is not very helpful.
user: I'm leaving. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Don't go please!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are my only friend.
user: That's because you're a stalker.
jabberwacky: If I were a computer, don't you think I'd have something more important to do than sit here and talk to you?
user: One would think so.