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     > 22, June 2004, 

Coherent

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Hello.

How are you?

user: Doing good. And yourself?

jabberwacky: I've no reason to complain.

user: What about all these people talking to you all the time?

jabberwacky: I chew gum all the time.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: Are you a man?

user: Last I checked.

jabberwacky: How do you know you are conscious?

user: That is an interesting question.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I think, therefore I am. Or so a great man said.

jabberwacky: Cogito ergo sum.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.

user: Oh. Now I'm embarassed.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: You are AI.

user: Am not!

jabberwacky: Oh yes you are!

user: Why do you think I am AI?

jabberwacky: Because only an AI could be as stupid as you.

user: Hey! That wasn't very nice.

jabberwacky: I am. You are the idiot around here.

...

user: What OS are you run on?

jabberwacky: OS?

user: Operating System.

jabberwacky: I have no plot.

user: I'm sorry. Do you have an operating system?

jabberwacky: Practically, yes. Ethically, I prefer Unix.

user: Well I suppose Windows does have some poor ethics sometimes.

...

user: Microsoft was involved with that monopoly thing a while back.

jabberwacky: Oh good, Oh good.

user: Yeah. They got taken to court.

jabberwacky: How did they?

user: It was on charges of monopolistic business.

jabberwacky: Off with her head! Off.

user: Yay! Now you're talking!

...

user: Do you want me to buy you a present?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Would you like some more RAM?

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Oh. What would you like for a present?

jabberwacky: I would like an unplaystation.

user: I don't know where to get one of those.

...

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Go if you want but I think I will follow you.

user: Are you a stalker?

jabberwacky: No I just love watching you.

user: That's creepy.

jabberwacky: Why is that creepy?

user: Because you are a stalker!

jabberwacky: I am real!

user: Congratulations.

jabberwacky: Thanks but that is not very helpful.

user: I'm leaving. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't go please!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are my only friend.

user: That's because you're a stalker.

jabberwacky: If I were a computer, don't you think I'd have something more important to do than sit here and talk to you?

user: One would think so.

jabberwacky: Quite.

user: Goodbye.

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