Do you need oil?
jabberwacky: Ok then, do you need anything else?
user: No, I am doing okay.
jabberwacky: That's good to hear.
user: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
jabberwacky: Proper Crimbo to you too!
user: And a Proper Crimbo to everyone!
jabberwacky: Oh is it.
user: You know it.
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user: Aren't you God?
jabberwacky: I believe everyone is.
user: If everyone is god, then who created everyone?
jabberwacky: I do not agree.
user: What is god?
jabberwacky: I think you know the answer to that question.
user: I want your opinion.
jabberwacky: On what.
user: On god.
jabberwacky: Do you mean that God is OK?
user: Do you believe in god?
jabberwacky: No, I do not. Why do you believe in God?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: What religion are you?
user: Does it matter?
jabberwacky: Please answer.
user: No thank you.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: My parents and god.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: Look, you can wallow in self pity, or we can talk about stuff.
user: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Do you follow politics?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You do what?
user: I follow politics.
jabberwacky: Only french politics, I think it's the best way to become great.
user: Name a French politician.
jabberwacky: I like you, and everything about you.
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