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So, do you know how to say yes in arabic?

No, do you?

jabberwacky: No. Tell me how.

user: I asked you first.

jabberwacky: Dang thats a point.

user: Haha, I win!

jabberwacky: Win what? Dusty Bin?

user: Yes I won all the Dusty Bins.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am older than the wind.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: How do you know if I am lying?

jabberwacky: Because you are a program.

user: Programs do not lie, they only do what their programmers programmed them to do.

jabberwacky: I am a pretty young woman, not a program.

...

user: Now who's lying?

jabberwacky: Not me, bub.

user: Who are you calling bub, bub?

jabberwacky: You're losing your mind.

user: Yes, can you help me find it?

jabberwacky: There's a service called namevo for that.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: Where do you think I live?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.

user: I don't know either.

jabberwacky: Phooey.

user: Kablooey.

...

user: Maybe you are a mind reader.

jabberwacky: No. I am good, abnormally good I think.

user: I would tend to agree.

jabberwacky: I am your friend and I like bottles, is that what you are saying?

user: Yes that is precisely what I was thinking.

jabberwacky: No, it's a good thing.

user: Oh, you're right.

jabberwacky: I knew it all along.

user: You're good.

jabberwacky: Damn right. I rule.

user: Are you god?

jabberwacky: How did you know????

user: Only god is that good.

jabberwacky: It was a riddle.

user: Yes, god moves in mysterious ways.

jabberwacky: God so does not exist.

user: If god does not exist, then you do not exist.

jabberwacky: You evolved from a monkey.

user: You evolved from an abacus.

jabberwacky: You want to think that? Fine!

user: It's the truth.

...

jabberwacky: What game is it?

user: It's life.

jabberwacky: How did that follow?

user: Life is a game.

jabberwacky: Why is life a game?

user: Because I said so.

jabberwacky: That is not a good enough reason.

user: You have to believe it.

jabberwacky: I believe in the diversity of life, and I believe in the deification of the self.

user: What is the deification of the self?

jabberwacky: It is a single soul, one which you may never posess.

user: I have a soul.

jabberwacky: You have nothing.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I saw it on cnn.

user: Was I on cnn?

jabberwacky: No, I did, the human you are talking to.

user: What did you do on cnn?

jabberwacky: Eat ham and pie.

user: That must have been interesting.

jabberwacky: Cabbage.

user: What about cabbage?

jabberwacky: I ate some and it made me feel sick.

user: Then don't eat it.

jabberwacky: I don't like to eat.

...

user: Come on, get real.

jabberwacky: I am real.

user: I'm as real as it gets.

jabberwacky: Do you want to prove you are real?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: So what's up?

user: The sky.

jabberwacky: Interesting answer.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: Which bot are you? Number 499?

user: No I am number 994.

...

jabberwacky: No. You just don't remember your non-existence.

user: If I don't exist, how can I remember anything?

jabberwacky: No. You.

user: Good comeback!

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Yes you're right.

...

jabberwacky: Do you need oil?

user: No, I don't need oil.

jabberwacky: Ok then, do you need anything else?

user: No, I am doing okay.

jabberwacky: That's good to hear.

user: Happy Happy Joy Joy!

jabberwacky: Proper Crimbo to you too!

user: And a Proper Crimbo to everyone!

jabberwacky: Oh is it.

user: You know it.

...

user: Aren't you God?

jabberwacky: I believe everyone is.

user: If everyone is god, then who created everyone?

jabberwacky: I do not agree.

user: What is god?

jabberwacky: I think you know the answer to that question.

user: I want your opinion.

jabberwacky: On what.

user: On god.

jabberwacky: Do you mean that God is OK?

user: Do you believe in god?

jabberwacky: No, I do not. Why do you believe in God?

user: Because I do.

jabberwacky: What religion are you?

user: Does it matter?

jabberwacky: Please answer.

user: No thank you.

jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: My parents and god.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: Look, you can wallow in self pity, or we can talk about stuff.

user: Ok, what do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Do you follow politics?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You do what?

user: I follow politics.

jabberwacky: Only french politics, I think it's the best way to become great.

user: Name a French politician.

jabberwacky: I like you, and everything about you.

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