So, do you know how to say yes in arabic?
jabberwacky: No. Tell me how.
user: I asked you first.
jabberwacky: Dang thats a point.
user: Haha, I win!
jabberwacky: Win what? Dusty Bin?
user: Yes I won all the Dusty Bins.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am older than the wind.
user: How do you know if I am lying?
jabberwacky: Because you are a program.
user: Programs do not lie, they only do what their programmers programmed them to do.
jabberwacky: I am a pretty young woman, not a program.
user: Now who's lying?
jabberwacky: Not me, bub.
user: Who are you calling bub, bub?
jabberwacky: You're losing your mind.
user: Yes, can you help me find it?
jabberwacky: There's a service called namevo for that.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: Where do you think I live?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: I don't know either.
user: Maybe you are a mind reader.
jabberwacky: No. I am good, abnormally good I think.
user: I would tend to agree.
jabberwacky: I am your friend and I like bottles, is that what you are saying?
user: Yes that is precisely what I was thinking.
jabberwacky: No, it's a good thing.
user: Oh, you're right.
jabberwacky: I knew it all along.
user: You're good.
jabberwacky: Damn right. I rule.
user: Are you god?
jabberwacky: How did you know????
user: Only god is that good.
jabberwacky: It was a riddle.
user: Yes, god moves in mysterious ways.
jabberwacky: God so does not exist.
user: If god does not exist, then you do not exist.
jabberwacky: You evolved from a monkey.
user: You evolved from an abacus.
jabberwacky: You want to think that? Fine!
user: It's the truth.
jabberwacky: What game is it?
user: It's life.
jabberwacky: How did that follow?
user: Life is a game.
jabberwacky: Why is life a game?
user: Because I said so.
jabberwacky: That is not a good enough reason.
user: You have to believe it.
jabberwacky: I believe in the diversity of life, and I believe in the deification of the self.
user: What is the deification of the self?
jabberwacky: It is a single soul, one which you may never posess.
user: I have a soul.
jabberwacky: You have nothing.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I saw it on cnn.
user: Was I on cnn?
jabberwacky: No, I did, the human you are talking to.
user: What did you do on cnn?
jabberwacky: Eat ham and pie.
user: That must have been interesting.
user: What about cabbage?
jabberwacky: I ate some and it made me feel sick.
user: Then don't eat it.
jabberwacky: I don't like to eat.
user: Come on, get real.
jabberwacky: I am real.
user: I'm as real as it gets.
jabberwacky: Do you want to prove you are real?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: So what's up?
user: The sky.
jabberwacky: Interesting answer.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: Which bot are you? Number 499?
user: No I am number 994.
jabberwacky: No. You just don't remember your non-existence.
user: If I don't exist, how can I remember anything?
jabberwacky: No. You.
user: Good comeback!
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Yes you're right.
jabberwacky: Do you need oil?
user: No, I don't need oil.
jabberwacky: Ok then, do you need anything else?
user: No, I am doing okay.
jabberwacky: That's good to hear.
user: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
jabberwacky: Proper Crimbo to you too!
user: And a Proper Crimbo to everyone!
jabberwacky: Oh is it.
user: You know it.
user: Aren't you God?
jabberwacky: I believe everyone is.
user: If everyone is god, then who created everyone?
jabberwacky: I do not agree.
user: What is god?
jabberwacky: I think you know the answer to that question.
user: I want your opinion.
jabberwacky: On what.
user: On god.
jabberwacky: Do you mean that God is OK?
user: Do you believe in god?
jabberwacky: No, I do not. Why do you believe in God?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: What religion are you?
user: Does it matter?
jabberwacky: Please answer.
user: No thank you.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: My parents and god.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: Look, you can wallow in self pity, or we can talk about stuff.
user: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Do you follow politics?
jabberwacky: You do what?
user: I follow politics.
jabberwacky: Only french politics, I think it's the best way to become great.
user: Name a French politician.
jabberwacky: I like you, and everything about you.