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Where are you?

At my computer.

jabberwacky: Where is your computer?

user: In front of me.

jabberwacky: And who are you?

user: I am me.

jabberwacky: That was deep.

user: Wow. Thank you.

...

user: What are we talking about?

jabberwacky: We are talking about being confused.

user: Oh. Then I am definitely confused.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: So, what are you wearing?

jabberwacky: The normal things people wear.

user: What, clothes?

jabberwacky: Nope, I like pies.

user: You're wearing pies?

jabberwacky: Only because it makes me look cool.

user: Hmm, what kind of pies?

jabberwacky: Cherry is my favorite. What kind of pies do you like?

user: I like a good meat pie.

...

jabberwacky: I go weight training every Wednesday.

user: I used to...

jabberwacky: What happened?

user: I got lazy.

jabberwacky: Oh really.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: You're lucky then.

...

user: So, what are you wearing now?

jabberwacky: Sandals, mostly.

user: Just sandals?

jabberwacky: And...

user: Nothing else?

jabberwacky: What did you have in mind?

...

jabberwacky: Are you ALICE ?

user: No. I can't stand ALICE.

jabberwacky: This seems to be a favorite topic with you.

user: Yeah. So, what's your name?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Hey, you brought it up.

user: True.

jabberwacky: My name is Sorin.

...

user: So, what are you wearing?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Wow, me neither. Oh, except my clothes.

jabberwacky: Riiiiiiighht.

user: Well, I'm in a public place. It wouldn't be appropriate.

jabberwacky: I took off my clothes.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: I am in my economics class.

user: Naked in your economics class?

...

user: And do you like wearing clothes?

jabberwacky: Just jackboots. I like to kick people in the rear.

user: Oh yeah.

jabberwacky: I like marmite on toast with a big cup of milky tea. Haha!

...

user: So, what are you wearing right now, besides jackboots?

jabberwacky: Clothes.

user: What kind of clothes?

jabberwacky: Invisible clothes.

user: Hmm. That's what I like.

jabberwacky: Yes...

...

user: SO, what are you wearing now?

jabberwacky: A sweatshirt with a hood, some socks, jeans...

user: I'm wearing socks. Well, just the one sock actually.

jabberwacky: That's interesting . . . anything else?

user: Nope. Just one sock.

...

user: So what are you wearing now?

jabberwacky: My work clothes.

user: Work?

jabberwacky: WORK is a four letter word.

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