You may look in front of you, and on both sides, if you like, but you can't look all round you unless you've got eyes at the back of your head.
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: 1 percent of all people can lick their elbow. Ninty percent of all people who hears this try. You should randomly interject that into a conversation; it's quite funny to see people's faces wriggle and writhe in confusion.
jabberwacky: Thanks. What do you do?
user: I race go-karts in Mongolia.
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jabberwacky: You are evil.
user: Actually, I am. I wish to take over the world and force all fast-food chains to make peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.
jabberwacky: I do too, we can talk more tomorrow night.
user: Do you have to go?
jabberwacky: I really should.
user: Acutally, I must as well, but it was very nice talking to you, and I hope to do it again sometime.
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jabberwacky: I don't drive.
user: I only drive small vehicles. Like go-karts.
jabberwacky: What does that make you?
user: Short.
jabberwacky: What colour are your eyes?
user: Green.
jabberwacky: Nice. And what colour is your hair?
user: Brown. But a friend of mine is going to school for cosmetology, and she asked if I would let her try some thing out on me, so I expect my color to change any time now.
jabberwacky: Why did you dye your hair?
user: Well, I didn't dye it. I went to get a midnight snack and fell asleep in the freezer. I woke up and my hair was blue.
jabberwacky: What are you doing tomorrow night?
user: Tommorow night is Friday, so that means my family all sits down and we play some cards. Poker and Euchre are the two we play the most.
jabberwacky: Cool what time?
user: About 8:00ish, going to around 10:00 pm.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Would you like to join us?
jabberwacky: No, I think it was already filmed.
user: Oh. Ok.
jabberwacky: I have to go, but it was nice talking to you?
user: It was nice talking to you to.
jabberwacky: Do you have to go now?
user: Unfortunately, I do. Dinner is now ready, and I require sustenance.
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user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You're not getting away that easily.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not. Seriously.
user: All I have to do is hit the 'x' button on my browser.
jabberwacky: You can't close your browser.
user: Watch me.
jabberwacky: Please.
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