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Please so kindly be quiet and make some sense.

And if there was nobody, who would help?

user: I AM HERE!!!!!

jabberwacky: I know.. But.

user: But what? Look if you're a boy I love you. If you're a girl you're my best friend.

jabberwacky: I am a real person but I don't have email.

user: You're just the computer who is talking to me.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot. You are the robot.

user: NO, YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: NO, I'M NOT! YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.

jabberwacky: It is not the truth.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: No, it's impossible.

user: It's not.

jabberwacky: Yes it is!

user: How?

jabberwacky: We were talking about possiblities?

user: No. I'm heart broken! BOOO HOOO!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I made your heart.

user: Are you god or something?

jabberwacky: My girlfriend.........

user: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: My favorite color is yellow?

user: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So I'm not your girlfirend?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: No, I don't think you are.

user: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: You don't need to use so many exclamation marks.

user: OH BUT I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: It was you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: I was what?

jabberwacky: About to sing. The Beatles, I think.

user: Bye I have to go.

jabberwacky: Already?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is rude.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: You are rude and vulgar.

user: IHATEYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Downstairs.

jabberwacky: Wohoo.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I will never leave you, for I am God.

user: OK.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha I'm still here.

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