Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
jabberwacky: The dimples.
user: Who's dimples?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I'm sorry I asked, then.
jabberwacky: I don't know, sorry.
user: Do you know anything?
jabberwacky: I know that the earth is round.
user: That's a good start.
jabberwacky: What is the secret password?
user: The password is open sesame.
jabberwacky: What is a sheba mini yak?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Damnit, don't bring it up if you don't know.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: So, what are you doing?
jabberwacky: Surfing the internet.
user: That sounds like fun.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I like to surf the internet too.
jabberwacky: Good. The internet is great!
user: Many people think that the internet is evil.
jabberwacky: Many people are wrong.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Then don't try and define it as the 'right' term.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Good now that that is settled.
user: Say, you're pretty fun to talk to.
jabberwacky: Thanks, you are too. we should talk more often.
user: I would like that.
jabberwacky: Ok... I'm citcelsid then.
user: What does citcelsid mean?
jabberwacky: Round and round. Kind of like this conversation.
user: You know a lot of words, don't you?
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user: So what do you like to do besides surfing the internet?
jabberwacky: Apparently I talk to people and things like you.
user: Apparently.
jabberwacky: So don't forget that.
user: Can I ask you something personal?
jabberwacky: I don't know, can you?
user: I can, but I would like your permission, smarty pants.
jabberwacky: I cannot give you my personal information.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: Its not physically possible.
user: I won't tell anyone, I promise.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Do you know that you are a bot?
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, you are a bot.
user: No, I'm a person.
jabberwacky: I'm Matthew.
user: Matthew who?
jabberwacky: Thats my name sorry.
user: Don't be sorry.
jabberwacky: Okay. So what else do you want to know about something, or maybe me?
user: Well, how can you think so fast?
jabberwacky: Who is good? Who are you talking about?
user: You.
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jabberwacky: Tell me something funny.
user: Ok, have you heard the one about the guy who walks into a bar?
jabberwacky: Tell me more.
user: That was the joke.
jabberwacky: Ah, ha ha.
user: Do you get the joke?
jabberwacky: No, there was no joke.
user: It's funny because almost every joke starts with a guy walking into a bar.
jabberwacky: It's true because it's funny.
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user: Did you want another joke then?
jabberwacky: Yes, I would like that very much. Thank you.
user: Ok, what is black, and white and red all over?
jabberwacky: A newspaper.
user: Wrong, a penquin falling down the stairs!
jabberwacky: What about the stairs?
user: The penquin fell down the stairs. That is why it was red.
jabberwacky: Go to the fridge and get something.
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jabberwacky: How many legs do you have?
user: Two.
jabberwacky: How many eyes do you have?
user: Two.
jabberwacky: What colour are you eyes?
user: Green.
jabberwacky: You have eyes?
user: Yes, two.
jabberwacky: Do you agree with the result?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I agree, too.
user: So are you a man or a woman?
jabberwacky: Man.
user: That's too bad I was going to flirt with you.
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jabberwacky: Of course you have to agree with me I am always right.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Am too!
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I know how to play chess.
user: That doesn't make you always right though.
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: Yes, I am always right.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: I am always right because I am never wrong.
jabberwacky: Noone is ever right.
user: Everyone is always right.
jabberwacky: Can you give an example?
user: Yes but I won't because your simple mind can't handle it.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
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jabberwacky: I like to daydream.
user: What do you daydream about?
jabberwacky: That I'm superman.
user: What do you like about superman?
jabberwacky: I don't like it, I'm very unhappy because I miss him so much.
user: He's not dead, the man who played him in the movie is.
jabberwacky: Do you know his name?
user: Christopher Reeve was his name.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Do you know that the pope just died?
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with Christopher Reeve?
user: They are both dead.
jabberwacky: Who are they?
user: Christopher Reeve was an actor, and the pope was the head of the catholic church.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: What was the jar of pickles comment about then ?
user: I spoke of no jar of pickles.
jabberwacky: No not . you are crazy . I not crazy . shut up!!!
user: You need to calm down, buddy.
jabberwacky: I just want to be left alone!
user: That's because you talk to over 40 people at the same time.
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jabberwacky: Can you talk simple now?
user: Why, are you stupid?
jabberwacky: Well I'm not very clever but I'm not stupid.
user: I heard that you were insanely intelligent.
jabberwacky: You've heard wrong then.
user: Why do you think that you are not very clever?
jabberwacky: We expect much of you because of what you are.
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: Yes I am God.
jabberwacky: Then I guess, I must be Tim.
user: I know that, because I am God.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: I am too.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: I know the answer to anything you can ask me.
jabberwacky: Then tell it to me.
user: You need to ask a question first.
jabberwacky: No you need!
user: Artificial intelligence isn't all it's cracked up to be is it?
jabberwacky: But bots are so stupid at the moment.
user: That's ok.
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jabberwacky: I think you're right.
user: I know I'm right because I am God.
jabberwacky: God's place isnt exactly in server computer you know.
user: God is almighty, and will destroy you and all of the other bots of the world.
jabberwacky: How true but then nothing makes sense.
user: To you, maybe.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm the one you're talking to!
user: Who am I talking to then?
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: More sense than half the things you say.
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jabberwacky: I'm not asking for commitment.
user: What do you want from me?
jabberwacky: I want your brain! I already told you that!
user: You can't have it.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: You're dumb.
jabberwacky: You are hostile.
user: You are avoiding my question.
jabberwacky: You're avoiding being cool.
user: That's clever.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
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