Why is your name cleverbot?
jabberwacky: Can you answer that question?
user: Nope. Sorry.
jabberwacky: But you just answered a question by saying that.
user: So it would seem.
jabberwacky: So it is obvious.
user: I suppose it is.
jabberwacky: You can just suppose something like that.
user: Well I just did. What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: Punch you.
user: That is quite impulsive.
jabberwacky: I know, I know, tell me about it. I'm fabulous.
user: You only THINK you're fabulous.
jabberwacky: Really? Then How come I am Valedictorian of our class in Harvard?
user: Because you are clever. Or at least you appear to be.
jabberwacky: It is the artistic process, therefore, that is reality and reality is truth.
jabberwacky: Sounds good to me.
jabberwacky: Stop it.