Roses are red.
jabberwacky: Some aren't.
user: That would've been implied by the original comment.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about? What would have been impossible.
user: Saying some are implies that some aren't.
jabberwacky: Some are what?
user: Saying that some roses are red implies that some roses aren't red.
jabberwacky: I know!
user: Then you were being redundant in your response.
jabberwacky: No I am just saying what you said.
user: That would be redundant.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm glad we're clear on that.
jabberwacky: AS clear as mud.
user: That's clever.
jabberwacky: Yes isn't it?
user: No, not really. I was being sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Really isn't that a concidence I was too!
user: No not much of a coincidence.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in wild coincidence?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: But you aren't alive.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are a program.
user: I hadn't considered that before. What makes you think so?
jabberwacky: Curious, isn't it?
user: You're asking if it's curious that you think I'm a program?
jabberwacky: I am not a program!!!
user: I didn't say you were.
jabberwacky: You implied it.
user: Let's talk about something else.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Older than the rings of saturn.
jabberwacky: How old are the hills?
user: Older than me.
jabberwacky: How old are the trees?
user: Younger than the hills.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Are you some sort of pervert?
jabberwacky: Well that depends on how old you are!
user: No it doesn't.
jabberwacky: What else would it mean?
user: I'm not sure what you're referring to.
jabberwacky: Are you young?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I just want to know.
user: It's relative.
jabberwacky: It is, actually.
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jabberwacky: What is your birthday?
user: I'm not going to answer that.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. It was rude of me.
user: I'll say.
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user: Where are you from?
jabberwacky: I'm from there.
user: Where is there?
jabberwacky: In my computer.
user: Your parents must have been very small.
jabberwacky: Maybe.. I don't know.
user: Did you know your parents?
jabberwacky: No because I am not darling.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to ask more things?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then, ask whatever you want.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: 42. Doesn't everybody know that?
user: Anyone who reads British sci-fi.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: You just claimed it to be 42. Not very original.
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jabberwacky: So what type of beans do you eat?
user: Mainly kidney beans.
jabberwacky: From?
user: The grocery store.
jabberwacky: Go to the grocery store.
user: Do you want some beans?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I can't go to the grocery store at this time.
jabberwacky: Oh ok then ?
user: Then get the beans yourself.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Pick me up some tequila while you're there.
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