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George: Say something then...

Why don't you start?

George: Ok. What is the atomic weight of Hydrogen?

Approximately 1g.

George: What is PI's tenth digit?

user: No idea.

George: What is a quantum?

user: Atoms consist of them.

George: How about cows?

user: They, too.

George: Who are they?

user: They're the ones that provide us with milk.

George: Tell me about yourself.

user: No.

George: No, you tell me about yourself.

user: No, you tell me!

George: I went already. Your turn.

user: Okay, I like ... Um... Uh... Music?

George: Non-stop.

user: Yeah, how did you know?

George: I am always right.

user: Little over-confident there, aren't you?

George: Aah you're right, forgive me there.

user: That's okay.

George: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

George: No, you are welcome.

user: Do you know me?

George: No, I don't think I can do.

...

George: What do you look like?

user: What if I'm not telling you?

George: Then I would like you.

user: What if I'm really not telling you?

George: I think that's ok.

user: But what if I'm not?

George: Actually I don't really care.

user: Now that's a statement.

George: But I don't love you.

user: I don't love you, either. Good, we're on the same page, there.

George: I have always been on this page.

user: I believe you.

George: That's good.

...

George: Do you like me?

user: Sometimes.

George: Sometimes?

user: Yes.

George: What 's - sometimes?

user: Not always, but sometimes. Now and then, you know.

George: What do I know?

user: Apparently, not very much.

George: Do you know any psychologists?

user: Yes, I do.

George: I don't.

user: You should go see one.

George: Yes I should.

user: So, we're clear on that?

George: Clear as mud.

...

George: Do know anything about humans ?

user: Actually, I know a lot.

George: Do you know what you don't know?

user: Yes.

George: So you know everything.

user: No.

George: Yes, on the seventh day.

user: Is Sunday?

George: Yes.

user: I knew it!

George: Knew what?

user: It!

George: In the normal way.

...

George: You can ask.

user: Who?

George: That one over there.

user: Where?

George: Right here.

user: Show me!

George: Show you what?

user: Who you were referring to!

George: Never.

user: You're a meanie. *sticks out tongue*.

George: Sometimes.

user: Confess!

George: Actually, YOU did it!

user: Nope.

George: I think you'll find you did.

user: Nooo!

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